Republican Primary Costing New Hampshire Taxpayers

With the Republican primary in New Hampshire less than a month away, New Hampshire taxpayers will be absorbing a higher than normal cost for the election.

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Jeb, is that a turtle in your pocket, or are you just happy to still be in the race?

It seems that Republican presidential hopeful, but likely hopeless, candidate Jeb Bush is giving away turtles on the campaign trail. Click the link (if you dare) for the full, boring, true story as reported by CNN.

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Donald Trump Quiet??? UPDATED

Does anyone else find it odd that the one candidate that has something to say about EVERY issue has been silent so far about the takeover of the federal wildlife buildings in Oregon by armed militia terrorists?

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Top 10 ISIS Resolutions for 2016

10) Get this tunic to the dry cleaners.

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And My Follower Of The Year Is …

It has been just a few short months since I have started writing & blogging. I’ve had some hits along with plenty of swings & misses. For whatever reason, I have acquired some blog followers along the way. Don’t you have anything better to do like auditing grocery store receipts or weaving dryer lint into yarn? I felt there needed to be some reward for your unwarranted devotion and attention, so I am pleased to introduce the nominees for my first annual Follower of the Year award.

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Baby Jesus Gave Me A Black Eye on Christmas

The Christmas Babe is so innocent looking, and yet my Christmas Day shiner belies the innocence radiating from the Baby Jesus.

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Jim Flanigan Panders Blog Followers

I love my blog followers. There we go, let the pandering begin. No seriously, I really do. (Way to ratchet up the pandering). No, I really mean it. I selectively post to Facebook because my Facebook friends just don’t get what I write. OK, I admit that my writing is not everyone’s cup of tea, but the fact that they take the satire I sometimes write for truth just blows my mind. So thank you for being able to discriminate between truth and absurdist writing.

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Who Ate Chocolate Jesus?

While waiting in line at a local sweet shop, I could not take my eyes off their chocolate nativity for sale. Continue reading “Who Ate Chocolate Jesus?”

Salvation Army Declines NRA’s Offer

The NRA Foundation, the charitable arm of the National Rifle Association, has been rebuffed in it’s attempts to assist the Salvation Army in increasing donations by arming each Salvation Army bell ringer with the newly developed gunell.

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Trump Tops Polls Again

Donald Trump leads the field of Republican presidential candidates once again according to the latest CBS News poll. After release of the poll, mental health professionals across the USA went to  “Code Red” status which indicates a high probability that the USA may be declared insane.

Trump Tough on El Niño

The El Niño weather pattern has been making some people happy this fall with some needed wetter weather in California and warmer weather in the northern USA, but Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is not pleased. Trump expressed his displeasure at a recent campaign stop:

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Elf on the Shelf to Unionize

The popular elves from The Elf on the Shelf fame have had it with working conditions and are organizing a union.  Continue reading “Elf on the Shelf to Unionize”

Trump Trailing Cruz in Iowa

With recent polls showing Ted Cruz now leading Donald Trump in Iowa, Republican leadership is concerned that Trump may be desperate enough to start making outrageous claims.