Smart TVs?

I bought a so-called Smart TV. I’m considering returning it.

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Time Saving Mathematics

I like to save time.

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The GPS Blues

I have the GPS Blues.

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Winter Weight Gain

Can I consider this a win?

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Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire

Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie made a tactical decision to ignore Iowa and put all his eggs in the New Hampshire primary basket. Continue reading “Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire” →

Nation Ponders Fundamental Question After Iowa Caucuses

In the wake of the Iowa Caucus results,

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If Iowa Loves Creepy Ted Cruz, How Do I Feel About Iowa?

My youngest son goes to school in Iowa. I have vacationed in Iowa. Iowans seem nice. I generally like Iowa, but was dismayed when I heard that the Iowa Caucuses chose creepy Ted Cruz on the Republican side.

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If I could buy anyone in the world a drink …

I would buy Donald Trump a drink.

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Winter Laundry is Devil Spawn

There are so many reasons to hate winter that it would be hard to whittle them down to make a Top 10 list.

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Cruz Confirmed Canadian

In a blockbuster of a breaking news story, former Republican presidential candidate has been confirmed to be Canadian.

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Carly Fiorina is Sad

I would also be sad if I were Carly.

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My Guaranteed, Sure-Fire Way to Win the Billion Dollar Powerball

As dedicated followers of this blog (OK casual, but I’ll take what I can get), I will share with you my guaranteed, sure-fire system to win the billion dollar Powerball jackpot this week.

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