It is March 1st and we have a snowstorm in Chicago.
Tag: comedy
This is the worst day every 4 years.
I really hate the day after Leap Day.
Rules for Leap Day
First Fly of the Season
Spring is imminent. I saw my first fly of the season today.
Good Posture > Fat
Most people don’t consider me fat. If I stand up straight, my shirt hangs down flat with no signs of a growing gut stretching the fabric of my shirt to its limits. I present a slim, but false facade.
Facebook Follies
I’m so tired of seeing Facebook posts challenging me to find a person’s first name that begins with O, or to find a city’s name that doesn’t have an O in it, or some other “challenge.”
And Then There Were 3 … Stooges
Now that Jeb! has exited the Republican Presidential primary race, we are left with 3 legitimate contenders: Donald Trump, Ted Cruz & Marco Rubio, the 3 Stooges of the Republican party.
Best. Reality. TV. Ever. Except …
Wow, the series of 10 Republican Presidential debates taken together has been the best reality television series ever. Despite the lack of substantive discussions or facts, there was drama, comedy and conflict, exactly what you want from reality TV. Each debate saw candidates get “voted off” the main debate by how they polled with us, the general public. We even saw some “get rescued” from the junior debate and get back to the main stage when their poll numbers rose, again thanks to us. But there is just one problem.
My Phone is Messing With Me
I think my phone is trying to make me crazy.
Jeb! Quits
I had absolutely no interest in having another Bush in the White House after Bush #2 just about ruined this country in his 8 years of dartboard decision-making deserving of a dunce cap.
Hey Winter, Whither Thou Goest?
Winter is slowly easing its icy grip upon my neighborhood. The local sled hill has reverted to being a giant green tumor on Earth’s flat back. The skating rink in the park has turned into a chilly splash pool. The dog turds in my yard are thawing into lovely gelatinous chocolate pudding piles of poo that will leak out between the teeth of my pooper scooper if I don’t get them early enough today while a chill is still in the air.
President Obama’s Identity Crisis
I’m really confused about who President Obama really is.
Trump Responds to Pope’s Challenge
In his usual diplomatic way, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has issued an official response to the Pope’s questioning of his Christian faith.
Republican’s Furious Over Justice Scalia’s Death
Republicans had initially been quite upset in the wake of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dying so inconveniently for them early in an election year. But then they discovered what they thought was a golden nugget that Scalia had left them in his passing.
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Spring in the Air?
I thought I smelled Spring in the air today.
I Agree With Donald Trump
I’m starting to feel very uncomfortable in my own skin now that I find myself agreeing more and more with Donald Trump.
Decisions About Supreme Court Decisions
With the Republican-controlled Senate threatening to block any Supreme Court Justice confirmation until after the November election, President Obama is considering a different strategy.
Winter Fun?
What was it I just did today to have “fun” in the cold and snow?
Ted Cruz Bi
In last night’s Republican Presidential primary debate, Ted Cruz revealed to the nation that he is bi.
Cruz Campaign Ponders Campaign Song
As Ted Cruz’s Presidential campaign continues to gain momentum, campaign staffers are considering some strong choices for an official campaign song.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 