My Phone is Messing With Me

I think my phone is trying to make me crazy.

I’m standing outside today on a warm and sunny day. I check my phone for a look ahead at the weather. Wait a second, cloudy all day into the evening. Not partly cloudy, not mostly cloudy, not cloudy currently with sun later. Cloudy … all day. I shoot another glance skyward. There isn’t a cirrus, nimbus, cumulus or rhombus cloud formation to be seen. Five points awarded if you can identify the non-cloud in the previous sentence.

I think I have it figured out. I must have stumbled into a worm-hole that has taken me to an alternate or parallel universe where it is sunny all the time. That is the only logical explanation I can come up with. iPhones can’t be wrong, can they?