Former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert is being swallowed in shame as sordid detailed accusations of his pedophilia and cover-up become public.
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Troy Story
Donald Trump has been making “birther” claims this whole campaign that Ted Cruz is not a natural born citizen and not eligible to be elected President. Well, he was born in Canada, eh? I am not prepared to go into a Constitutional interpretation here as both Cruz and Trump weave in and out of the Constitution whenever it suits their needs. My point is that after losing to Cruz in the Wisconsin Republican primary election, Trump has completely confused his birther argument against Cruz along with his followers.
Trump’s Wisconsin Mistake
The political gasbag pundits on TV can analyze all they want how super PAC’s derailed the Donald Trump campaign for at least a little while in Wisconsin. They missed what really was Trump’s downfall, but the people of Wisconsin did not.
Take Me Out To the Blizzard
It was right around freezing today. We had up to 60 mile per hour winds. It was snowing so hard at times that it was whiter outside than a Donald Trump rally.
Bachelor Weekend at Jimmy’s
My wife has taken my youngest daughter on a trip. Tonight is the first night of my wild bachelor weekend.
A pledge is just another word for lie if you are running for President
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has backed off his pledge to support the party’s eventual nominee, regardless of who it is.
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Insults Fly at Republican Town Hall
Last night at CNN’s Republican Town Hall, moderator Anderson Cooper argued that presidential candidate Donald Trump was arguing like a 5 year old.
Frost is my Friend
Even though it is Spring with daffodils blooming and Tax Day looming, we are still getting cold, frosty mornings, which I have decided is not such a bad thing for someone of my vintage.
Where Was the Freakin’ Spoiler Alert???
I went to Easter service this morning.
Bernies’s Alaskan Promise
Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders overwhelmingly won the Alaskan Democratic caucus through the use of a promise to the people of Alaska, inspired by Donald Trump …
Trump to Ruin Easter
The future King Donald I of America is already hard at work implementing some of his policies even before his pending coronation. Following a tip he received during his monthly visit to the Hare Club for Men, Trump recently dispatched some of his campaign minions to track down a Mr. Peter Rabbit, also known by some of his aliases as Peter Cottontail and The Easter Bunny. Unfortunately for us, they were successful in tracking down Mr. Rabbit, holed-up in a burrow in a borough of NY City. Trump’s goon squad took Peter into custody for interrogation.
I’m a Fat Fish Enabler
I bring my pond fish in every winter to spend a few months in comfort in a tub under my workbench rather than let them languish in a state of hibernation in the pond. This is similar to how I handle winter, except for the part about being under my workbench. I choose to spend winter huddled under blankets on the couch.
Cruz Campaign Takes a Hit
Just as the Cruz campaign grabbed a little momentum yesterday when Ted Cruz overwhelming won the Utah Republican caucus, it suffered a momentum-halting, huge setback today.
Trump Threatens Cruz’s Wife
It seems completely normal to hear that Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump is threatening Ted Cruz, but now the wives are involved, the gloves are off and food may be spilled.
After an anti-Trump PAC tweeted out revealing pictures of Melania Trump from a GQ photoshoot, husband Donald came to her aid and threatened via twitter to “spill the beans” on Heidi Cruz. He didn’t provide more details about what dirt he was planning to dish on Heidi. I hope it is not the police report from 11 years ago that indicated she was having some mental health incident. Yawn. I mean, she MARRIED Ted Cruz. I think anyone would have mental health challenges being married to that creepy guy.
Potatoes
Today I bought a 10 lb bag of potatoes for $1.14.
Last Republican Debate Canceled
The final Republican debate has been canceled, but not because Donald Trump and John Kasich have decided not to participate.
Feeling Very Dirty
I’m feeling very dirty today. Hmmm?
Don’t Judge Me
Please don’t judge me,
Time Travel
I have a plan to travel back in time.
Rubio’s Gambit
Marco Rubio is staking his campaign’s survival in winning the Florida Republican primary March 15th.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 