President Obama was rushed to a DC area hospital after being found on his back in the Oval Office, reaching to the sky for help. It appears that Donald Trump is to blame.
Trump Causes Obama Hospitalization
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Stop Saying Mike Pence Went Through Gay Conversion Therapy!
With all the lies spewed during this last Presidential campaign, we don’t need to spread another. The latest fabrication making the rounds is that Mike Pence successfully went through gay conversion therapy to save his marriage. It certainly appears obvious that Pence was hoping for much more than just an air peck on the cheek from Trump in this shot.
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On a Positive Trump Note …
Many of our fellow citizens today are understandably quite concerned with the Nazi-like group of key advisers that Trump is assembling. I prefer to look on the positive side.
Bannon to be Key Adviser to Trump
It’s not just that I view the addition of alt-right Steve Bannon of breitbart.com to Trump’s White House team as a bad thing.
Antichrist Issues Statement
In the aftermath of the Presidential election, the Antichrist has weighed in.
Goodbye, Obamacare
As I write this, it was 15 days ago that I went to the doctor to be diagnosed with acute pharyngitis. I accepted the compliment, although I thought it odd since I had not dropped my pants during the exam. I was concerned, and after an exhaustive 30 second Google search, I found I had been diagnosed with a very bad sore throat. Huh. They told me I had a bad throat infection and checked me for strep, but it was negative. I could not speak. I had no voice above a whisper. I felt terrible. Bad sore throat? They threw 10 days of penicillin at me and sent me home. Over the next 10 days, I continued to get worse. I suspected I was in bad shape when I noticed my wife had done some Google searches of her own on my computer for local funeral homes.
Irony Redefined
Payback will be a bitch. #NotMyPresident
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Turkeys Jubilant
Turkeys woke up this morning after the Presidential Election feeling jubilant.
Trump Makes Last Minute Push for Minority Support
Comey to Continue Clinton Investigation
FBI Director James Comey just announced today that the investigation into Hillary Clinton will continue.
Trump Campaign Provides Proof of Rigged Election
The Trump campaign dropped a bombshell today with their latest proof of a rigged election.
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Go Cubs Go & Don’t Stop
I am very grateful to the Chicago Cubs baseball team, and I am not even a Cubs fan.
Trump TV Debuts … sort of
Maybe we have been given a glimpse into the future as the withering Trump Presidential campaign has launched a nightly Facebook Live 30 minute show. This may be a ghastly peek into what Trump TV will look like after the Orangetan gets clobbered in the November general election. The problem for the Trump team is not just the content, which so far is horrifying, although not any different than the normal Trump campaign speech or debate, but that there are hundreds of new Facebook Live shows launched daily that are similar in content.
Pence Carves Out More Support
Republican Vice-Presidential Nominee Mike Pence recently made a campaign stop in Centerville, Ohio during their Pumpkin Festival.
Tooth or Dare?
The American Dental Association is making an unprecedented request to their member dentists across America … stay open late on Wednesday night.
Trump’s Task
Donald Trump’s campaign slogan is Make America Great Again. While making a snack today, I stumbled across what I think his campaign is really all about.
Pence Out … Familiar Name In
In a blockbuster move designed to salvage his flagging political career, we hear that Mike Pence has withdrawn from the Republican Presidential ticket. After ruining Indiana with his cretinous, archaic policies, Pence took his political hate show on the road nationally as Donald Trump’s running mate/sidekick/accomplice/apprentice troll. It was never a good fit as Trump’s bloated ego could not handle that the general public seems to prefer the hate-filled Pence to the Orange Goblin Trump.
Sources tell us that Trump has already chosen a Pence replacement, and it is a familiar political name … Bush.
Trump Crisis = Branding Opportunity
Trump’s Committment to Advantage
Donald Trump’s leaked 1995 tax return shows that Donald Trump lost almost one billion dollars in that boom year back when everyone was making money. Heck, the lemonade stand my 6 year old daughter ran back in 1995 was doing so well that she opened 8 franchises that year and went public. You had to be a bumbling, stumbling fool to lose money back in the 90’s.
More importantly, the leaked tax document shows that Trump has legally taken advantage of the federal tax code to avoid paying income taxes for many years.
Police Protecting Miranda Rights
I have to say that police these days are doing an excellent job protecting our Miranda rights.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 