In the aftermath of the Presidential election, the Antichrist has weighed in.
Antichrist Issues Statement
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Turkeys Jubilant
Turkeys woke up this morning after the Presidential Election feeling jubilant.
Trump Makes Last Minute Push for Minority Support
Comey to Continue Clinton Investigation
FBI Director James Comey just announced today that the investigation into Hillary Clinton will continue.
Trump Campaign Provides Proof of Rigged Election
The Trump campaign dropped a bombshell today with their latest proof of a rigged election.
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Tooth or Dare?
The American Dental Association is making an unprecedented request to their member dentists across America … stay open late on Wednesday night.
Pence Out … Familiar Name In
In a blockbuster move designed to salvage his flagging political career, we hear that Mike Pence has withdrawn from the Republican Presidential ticket. After ruining Indiana with his cretinous, archaic policies, Pence took his political hate show on the road nationally as Donald Trump’s running mate/sidekick/accomplice/apprentice troll. It was never a good fit as Trump’s bloated ego could not handle that the general public seems to prefer the hate-filled Pence to the Orange Goblin Trump.
Sources tell us that Trump has already chosen a Pence replacement, and it is a familiar political name … Bush.
Trump Crisis = Branding Opportunity
Zombie Complaints Rise
As more and more Trump supporters crawl out from their alt-right spider holes to show their hoodless faces for the first time in public since the George Wallace third party Presidential run in 1968, zombies are registering a record number of complaints.
Make America Pornographic Again
Donald Trump cranked up his Twitter machine in the wee hours of this morning and spewed forth this wretched chunk of vitriol from the Trump Vomitorium of Ideas …
Death by Trump
The ultra-conservative Arizona Republic newspaper (that historically may as well have been called The Arizona Republican) endorsed a Democrat (Hillary Clinton for those of you not playing along at home) for President for the first time in 126 years.
Police Protecting Miranda Rights
I have to say that police these days are doing an excellent job protecting our Miranda rights.
Clinton – Trump Debate Moved
With the decision to limit both candidates tonight to only factual statements, the debate has been truncated to 10 minutes. For those readers that may be Trump supporters, that means the debate will be shorter in length. Your (sic) welcome.
Tebow Time
In an egomaniacal display of narcissism, failed professional football player Tim Tebow staged a workout in front of baseball scouts today.
Trump FIRST
Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump rolled out his FIRST plan today. FIRST stands for Fix It Right Says Trump, and is meant to be a team-focused attempt to address America’s problems with teams being led by experts on those issues.
Donald Trump himself heads the America FIRST team, and has started making appointments to head his various FIRST teams that will tackle and fix America’s problems.
Trump Admits Melania Was Illegal Alien
Donald Trump appears ready to admit to the world that his wife Melania illegally worked in the USA on the wrong type of visa, thereby committing fraud and putting her citizenship in doubt.
Trumpsiderate
During this 2016 Presidential campaign, we have all come to learn just how considerate and thoughtful Donald Trump is. He demonstrated that consideration once again as he was speaking in North Carolina today, hinting that gun rights advocates may want to take out Hillary Clinton. How considerate of him!
Flushed With Success
Trump Shuts Down Blogger
Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump has shut down this blog and most other humorous political blogs.
Tummy Time
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 