Finally, the Trump Team secured some big time talent for one of their inaugural balls. Get ready Garden State Ball, it’s Bruce and the E Street Band …
Born to Run … Away Holding My Ears
Category: Political
Trump Confuses Press Conference with Campaign Stop
In Fairness to Trump …
I think I really jumped the gun on this “golden shower” issue with Trump. I mean, just take a look at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton Spa menu …
TripAdvisor or TrumpAdvisor?
Donald Trump is having his first press conference today in almost half a year. Despite all the things that have gone on in the last 6 months, I really want the first question to be this …
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Trump’s Golden Touch
More Leaks, so to speak
Another Trump Post From Flanigan Flanigan (don’t worry, this odd title will make sense if you read this post)
Warning … Warning … Warning
This is a REAL pic that Trump tweeted within the past day. I have not doctored it in any way as I have been known to do.
Trump seems so proud of it. How very personal. Signed by Nancy & Reagan Reagan. Wait, Reagan who? Reagan Reagan? Can you stutter when writing your name? Maybe Reagan Reagan is the dude with the gold braiding and epaulets over there to the right of Ronnie in the pic.
Well, if Ronnie’s signature is fake, maybe the “With best wishes” sentiment is phony, too. Based on what Trump stands for, I think this makes more sense …
Bad News? Maybe I’m Just Being Shellfish
Here’s some bad news from Popular Science …
http://www.popsci.com/warmer-oceans-neurotoxins-in-shellfish
If it is bad news, it is really “popular” science? Anyway, for those of you with an aversion to link clickage, the article basically says that warmer oceans create neurotoxins in algae that are eaten by shellfish that are not affected by the toxins, but then the shellfish could be eaten by us with deadly results. Great. Thanks, Obama.
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Inflated Egos, etc.
It’s no secret that Senator Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump don’t see eye to eye on all issues, like the Mexican wall and Russian hacking just to name two. It will be interesting to see if Republican lawmakers line up behind McConnell or Trump on some of these sticky issues. God bless The Onion for this photo-shopped (is it?) pic of Mitch McConnell inflating his throat pouch in a show of dominance over Congress.
That is an altered pic isn’t it, or have we just never seen McConnell inflate that sucker before? There is definitely plenty of loose skin under there, and inflated to the proper pressure, well who knows?
I wonder what will happen when McConnell and Trump do butt heads. The visual display of dominance could be stunning.
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Repeal Appeal
Republican lawmakers are having some second thoughts about the bill they are constructing to repeal Obamacare, formally known as the Affordable Care Act that provides health care insurance at reasonable, subsidized rates, irrespective of pre-existing conditions to almost 30 million Americans.
They know that repealing Obamacare will leave these almost 30 million Americans without health insurance, and that will likely result in serious illness and probably deaths for many Americans.
But that is not what is troubling Republican lawmakers.
Hola, Soy Mexicano Hoy
For those that do not know Spanish or how to use Google Translate, the title of this post means “Hello, I am Mexican today.” That’s because Trump promised Mexico will pay for the border wall, and now it appears that US taxpayers will. I guess we all became Mexican today.
Viva la revolución!
The Trouble with Trump Tweets
Here’s the trouble with Trump tweeting …
A crusty old Socialist named Bernie Sanders just may make a cartoonishly large version of the tweet that makes a Publisher’s Clearinghouse check look small. Then that salty old dog will parade it in front of Congress and the handful of people watching C-SPAN2 so that they can all see what Trump had to say previously about Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid …
Count Trumpula
I spotted this pic over the New Year’s holiday weekend. It got me wondering if anyone has seen Eric Trump in daylight or his reflection in a mirror?
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Third Person Trump is Two Too Many
Recent Trump tweet, now in third person …
Can that possibly be a good sign? I can only imagine what’s coming next with Trump’s thin skin, maybe something like this?
One Trump is bad enough, but a third person Trump? Jimmy is getting nervous.
Do Judge a Book by The Cover
Looks like Trump is at it again, complaining via twitter about how he looks on a book cover.
Some may argue that any pic of Trump is a bad pic, but I do agree that CNN should change the pic and also the BLATANT misspelling. Might I suggest …
Blogger Sets Record Pace & Pays Price
Unbeknownst to me, it turns out that I am setting a record pace for blog posts in 2017, leading the way with more posts AND more stupidity per post than any other blogger in 2017. What a combo! But can I keep up the pace, and at what cost? My hands are definitely paying the price, with finger muscles spasming and contracting. Just take a look …
My finger muscles are contracting and convulsing, literally turning my fingers into tiny little stubs. Oh wait, turns out that is the wrong picture.
2017 Resolution? Check & Done!
With 2017 will come a new regime/reich/administration in the USA, so I am setting my 2017 (and beyond) bar very low.
Not all of us can be as accomplished as Michael Scott, so I set my 2017 New Year’s resolutions bar low.
No, not that low. More like this for me …
“Russian” to Wish You a Happy New Year
And My Follower of the Year Is …
Thanks to all my followers for wasting another year of their lives by reading my nonsense. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Despite lackluster writing, Pauly Shore level jokes, and an unhealthy obsession with Donald Trump, I continued to add followers throughout 2016, albeit at a rate slower than a Trump supporter trying to calculate a 15% meal tip without a calculator. I am grateful, yet perplexed. I encourage all followers to seek professional assistance.
In an effort to scare away even more followers, I will once again award a Follower of the Year. This year, the winner will win a lunch with me. The second place finisher will receive 2 lunches, a dinner (appetizers and dessert not included!) and a backrub (no happy ending!). Enough with the fine print; let’s get to the decision.
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Donald Trump is Most Excellent …
NOT!
Wow, Trump is really channeling his inner Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar of Wayne’s World with one of his latest tweets …
From the tone and the style of the tweet, I think Garth more than Wayne. Take a look and judge for yourself …
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 