Flies On Washington Walls #72
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58
I want to give all my readers a short break from splitting their sides after reading another hilarious, but likely plagiarized blog post from me. This post is new and it’s very special.
The 2017 Jim Flanigan Looks at the World Follower of the Year (or JFLATWFOTY for short) just released this important new song about the recent Las Vegas massacre called “58.” Listen. Read. Enjoy. Contemplate. Act.
The Left Arm is the Right Arm to go Right While the Right Arm is Left to go Left
WARNING:
If this man shows up at your wedding reception …
… do not ask him to do the Hokey Pokey or the Chicken Dance. It could get ugly and dangerous for all participants.
Mite Be Funny #48
What’s in a Name?
The new Michael Wolff book “Fire and Fury” is certainly making news these past couple days. The cable news hosts at CNN and MSNBC have enjoyed mini-vacations as all they are doing is reading book excerpts and asking their guests to comment. CNN’s Wolf Blitzer seems to love the book, but I pondered the possibilities if perhaps he loves the author, too.
Flies On Washington Walls #68
Trumpbot
BREAKING NEWS …
We at Jim Flanigan Looks at the World are exclusively reporting that supposed Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve revelers Donald and Melania Trump were actually their animatronic robot doubles from Disney World’s Hall of Presidents. Guests were tipped off to something being awry when Trump spoke in uncharacteristically complete sentences that made sense, and Melania exuded warmth, although that may have been from her robot’s CPU.
A Taxing Year Ahead
There is no better way to say goodbye to 2017 or welcome 2018 than to receive this letter from the Internal Revenue Service.
A Cold Look at 2018
Although I recently blogged that I can’t bring myself to create any more fake Trump tweets, there are plenty who still do. Here’s a primer so you can tell the difference.
2017 Follower of the Year Award
Yes, it is that time of the year again, when I narrow my list of followers to those that aren’t doped-up on thorazine or any other anti-psychotic drug, sift through the handful of followers that remain, and choose a Follower of the Year. Past winners have been so self-effacing that they have asked me to never mention them again. Actually, it was their lawyers that asked, in writing via a court order.
Flies On Washington Walls #67 – Happy New Year Edition?
Limitation of Statues
Regardless of whether you may be Republican or Democrat, Right Wing or Left Wing, Conservative or Liberal, White or Black, can we all agree that this Confederate general’s statue needs to be removed?
Why should we all agree to remove it? Take a closer look at that face …
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Well Done Alabama
Today, Alabama is rocketing up my list of favorite states.
- Mississippi? Eat Alabama’s dust!
- Oklahoma? You are not worthy.
- Wyoming? Why not Alabama?
Special shout out to Erica from Alabama and author of thegingereffect.com. The nightmare is over. Well done and thank you.
Treason Inside the War on Christmas
We are in a foxhole standing shoulder-to-shoulder, ankle deep in our own filth as we bravely wage the war to defend Christmas. No longer will Barack Alleged Obama not say Merry Christmas to the American people.
OK, bad example. But how do we know the context of those alleged Merry Christmases? Perhaps they were being said in way to mock the USA for the amusement of Obama’s ISIS co-conspirators.
Thankfully, we now have a new Royal Family to lead the way to a Merry Christmas and wage war on those who only wish Happy Holidays. Just take a look at Donald Trump’s Twitter home page image …
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