Category: donald trump
The Trouble with Trump Tweets
Here’s the trouble with Trump tweeting …
A crusty old Socialist named Bernie Sanders just may make a cartoonishly large version of the tweet that makes a Publisher’s Clearinghouse check look small. Then that salty old dog will parade it in front of Congress and the handful of people watching C-SPAN2 so that they can all see what Trump had to say previously about Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid …
Count Trumpula
I spotted this pic over the New Year’s holiday weekend. It got me wondering if anyone has seen Eric Trump in daylight or his reflection in a mirror?
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Third Person Trump is Two Too Many
Recent Trump tweet, now in third person …
Can that possibly be a good sign? I can only imagine what’s coming next with Trump’s thin skin, maybe something like this?
One Trump is bad enough, but a third person Trump? Jimmy is getting nervous.
Do Judge a Book by The Cover
Looks like Trump is at it again, complaining via twitter about how he looks on a book cover.
Some may argue that any pic of Trump is a bad pic, but I do agree that CNN should change the pic and also the BLATANT misspelling. Might I suggest …
Blogger Sets Record Pace & Pays Price
Unbeknownst to me, it turns out that I am setting a record pace for blog posts in 2017, leading the way with more posts AND more stupidity per post than any other blogger in 2017. What a combo! But can I keep up the pace, and at what cost? My hands are definitely paying the price, with finger muscles spasming and contracting. Just take a look …
My finger muscles are contracting and convulsing, literally turning my fingers into tiny little stubs. Oh wait, turns out that is the wrong picture.
2017 Resolution? Check & Done!
With 2017 will come a new regime/reich/administration in the USA, so I am setting my 2017 (and beyond) bar very low.
Not all of us can be as accomplished as Michael Scott, so I set my 2017 New Year’s resolutions bar low.
No, not that low. More like this for me …
“Russian” to Wish You a Happy New Year
And My Follower of the Year Is …
Thanks to all my followers for wasting another year of their lives by reading my nonsense. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Despite lackluster writing, Pauly Shore level jokes, and an unhealthy obsession with Donald Trump, I continued to add followers throughout 2016, albeit at a rate slower than a Trump supporter trying to calculate a 15% meal tip without a calculator. I am grateful, yet perplexed. I encourage all followers to seek professional assistance.
In an effort to scare away even more followers, I will once again award a Follower of the Year. This year, the winner will win a lunch with me. The second place finisher will receive 2 lunches, a dinner (appetizers and dessert not included!) and a backrub (no happy ending!). Enough with the fine print; let’s get to the decision.
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Donald Trump is Most Excellent …
NOT!
Wow, Trump is really channeling his inner Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar of Wayne’s World with one of his latest tweets …
From the tone and the style of the tweet, I think Garth more than Wayne. Take a look and judge for yourself …
Trump to End Elf on the Shelf in USA?
The Elf on the Shelf appears to be in danger of disappearing from the USA for Christmas 2017.
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C and D List Musicians on High Alert
It appears that Team Trump can’t entice any musicians to perform at Trump’s inauguration concert. Now I am sure that strong Trump supporters Kid Rock and Ted Nugent could be talked into performing, but even Team Trump may be wary about rolling out those maniacs that are a few notes short of a treble clef.
Scott Baio is a strong Trump supporter and did cut a self-titled album …
Hey, how about a smile Scott? Your guy won, kinda’. Maybe he’s sad about getting the same cold shoulder treatment as Giuliani, Gingrich & Christie, oh my. Best he has been offered is a junior administrative position at the Rwandan Embassy. Please take it Scott.
Baio’s follow-up album may generate a little more interest from the Trump camp …
Trump Blowing Up Twitter
Donald Trump is at it again with this ominous tweet …
One minute later, the world responded with this tweet …
Naughty or Nice?
In the spirit of Christmas, Donald Trump will name his 3 chins (if he gets the third one, fingers crossed!) after the 3 Wise Men in the Christmas story. The 3 Wise Men or Magi are commonly known as Gaspar, Balthasar and Melchior, per Armenian tradition.
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That’s No First Lady; That’s Trump’s Wife
White House First Ladies have a history of doing some amazing things for people of this country and all over the world.
- Dolley Madison saved many American treasures from the White House before the British burned it in the War of 1812. She also made a great snack cake.
- Eleanor Roosevelt was instrumental in the formation of the United Nations.
- Betty Ford was a strong advocate for the Equal Rights Amendment, soon to be a former amendment if Team Trump has anything to say about it.
- Rosalynn Carter chose to advocate for mental health issues, although not well enough considering the recent election results.
- Laura Bush stayed married to a moron.
We now have the scoop on what First Lady Trump will promote, besides Ivanka’s new fall line.
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Belles Ringing for Trump
Donald Trump was thrilled when he arrived in Alabama for his Thank You Tour and was greeted by a bevy of southern belles.
Ambassador Kanye?
Are Democrats an Endangered Species?
I’m starting to get a little worried about the future for Democrats like myself.
Trump Tweets Thanks to Florida
Trump Tweets Hanukkah Greeting
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 