Trump tweeted out this pic of himself hand-writing his inauguration speech himself on a pad of paper.
Maybe the Trump Wranglers want to go just a little easier on the embalming fluid colonics. And is he writing that in the shower?
Waxing Nostalgic
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Darkness on the Edge of Trump
Kudos to Springsteen cover band, The B Street Band, that announced they will NOT perform at the Trump inauguration. I almost feel bad about poking fun at them in a recent post. But they were not blinded by the light, and have removed themselves from the festivities.
However, Team Trump is not giving up easily.
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Happy Groundhog Day!
I know, I’m rushing the season a bit, but today, more than any other day in the future, I want to be Groundhog Day. And I don’t want it to be the traditional February 2nd Groundhog Day. I want it to be this Groundhog Day …
Trump Defends Ivanka’s Character, etc.
Trump Focuses on Real Enemy
Please Do Not Feed The Clowns
Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus has announced it will be closing soon.
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Inauguration Fashion Abomination
Melania Trump has unveiled her inauguration dress choice …
3 Doors Really Down
There is no denying that 3 Doors Down is really the biggest rock band at the inaugural concert. SAD! Just kidding. It’s great that 3 Doors Down changed their schedule around to play at the inauguration. Of course they tweeted about it …
Dare You to Trump This
I saw a Facebook friend post this …
I think this may be more appropriate these days …
Russian to Judgment
I don’t like the direction this Trump/Russian thing is headed one bit .
Trump Will Finally Touch a Bible at Inauguration for First Time
Born to Run … Away Holding My Ears
Finally, the Trump Team secured some big time talent for one of their inaugural balls. Get ready Garden State Ball, it’s Bruce and the E Street Band …
My reaction exactly. The lead singer does bear a vague, overseas-knockoff resemblance to Bruce, but that is definitely not Clarence on the sax. Turns out I read that wrong. It’s not the E Street Band, but the B Street Band. Take a listen …
Trump Confuses Press Conference with Campaign Stop
In Fairness to Trump …
I think I really jumped the gun on this “golden shower” issue with Trump. I mean, just take a look at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton Spa menu …
TripAdvisor or TrumpAdvisor?
Donald Trump is having his first press conference today in almost half a year. Despite all the things that have gone on in the last 6 months, I really want the first question to be this …
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Trump’s Golden Touch
More Leaks, so to speak
Another Trump Post From Flanigan Flanigan (don’t worry, this odd title will make sense if you read this post)
Warning … Warning … Warning
This is a REAL pic that Trump tweeted within the past day. I have not doctored it in any way as I have been known to do.
Trump seems so proud of it. How very personal. Signed by Nancy & Reagan Reagan. Wait, Reagan who? Reagan Reagan? Can you stutter when writing your name? Maybe Reagan Reagan is the dude with the gold braiding and epaulets over there to the right of Ronnie in the pic.
Well, if Ronnie’s signature is fake, maybe the “With best wishes” sentiment is phony, too. Based on what Trump stands for, I think this makes more sense …
Inflated Egos, etc.
It’s no secret that Senator Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump don’t see eye to eye on all issues, like the Mexican wall and Russian hacking just to name two. It will be interesting to see if Republican lawmakers line up behind McConnell or Trump on some of these sticky issues. God bless The Onion for this photo-shopped (is it?) pic of Mitch McConnell inflating his throat pouch in a show of dominance over Congress.
That is an altered pic isn’t it, or have we just never seen McConnell inflate that sucker before? There is definitely plenty of loose skin under there, and inflated to the proper pressure, well who knows?
I wonder what will happen when McConnell and Trump do butt heads. The visual display of dominance could be stunning.
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Regurgitating Presidential History
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 