This Sunday at my church, they were blessing pets.
Author: Jim Flanigan
Make America Pornographic Again
Donald Trump cranked up his Twitter machine in the wee hours of this morning and spewed forth this wretched chunk of vitriol from the Trump Vomitorium of Ideas …
Death by Trump
The ultra-conservative Arizona Republic newspaper (that historically may as well have been called The Arizona Republican) endorsed a Democrat (Hillary Clinton for those of you not playing along at home) for President for the first time in 126 years.
Things I Learned About Donald Trump from the First Clinton-Trump Debate
I learned a lot last night from watching the debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. In no particular order …
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Police Protecting Miranda Rights
I have to say that police these days are doing an excellent job protecting our Miranda rights.
Clinton – Trump Debate Moved
With the decision to limit both candidates tonight to only factual statements, the debate has been truncated to 10 minutes. For those readers that may be Trump supporters, that means the debate will be shorter in length. Your (sic) welcome.
Back From Hiatus
Much to the chagrin of the blogosphere, I am back from a small hiatus. And what I always say is that it is not the size of the hiatus, but how you use it.
Weight Loss Losses
If I have gained weight over the summer, would that be a weight loss loss?
WARNING: The following photo may be disturbing to more sensitive viewers.
2 > 1
The Right has battered and bashed San Francisco 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick over his decision to protest violence against minorities by sitting during the national anthem. I just have a very simple question for the Kaeperbashers.
Tebow Time
In an egomaniacal display of narcissism, failed professional football player Tim Tebow staged a workout in front of baseball scouts today.
Trump FIRST
Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump rolled out his FIRST plan today. FIRST stands for Fix It Right Says Trump, and is meant to be a team-focused attempt to address America’s problems with teams being led by experts on those issues.
Donald Trump himself heads the America FIRST team, and has started making appointments to head his various FIRST teams that will tackle and fix America’s problems.
Green for Gold

Wool You Buy This For Me?
I had a family wedding to attend recently. It is summer, so that normally means I dust off one of my hideous summer sport coats that are all older than Obama’s presidency. My wife openly wept at the thought, rending her garments in two (great, new clothes for her), begging me to <visible shudder> buy new clothes. Well, that was not going to happen, until I made a tactical error.
Vegetables Have Feelings, Too

Trump Admits Melania Was Illegal Alien
Donald Trump appears ready to admit to the world that his wife Melania illegally worked in the USA on the wrong type of visa, thereby committing fraud and putting her citizenship in doubt.
Going Green in Rio
The diving pool at the Rio Olympics turned a murky shade of green yesterday as compared to the crystal blue waters in the swimming pool …
Summer Concert Review #2
Earlier this summer, I unveiled my plan to see 5 summer concerts for ZERO dollars. I even threw in my first review. Almost immediately after that blog post, my concert plans started to turn into a tire fire. But all was not lost as I did log FREE summer concert #2.
Trumpsiderate
During this 2016 Presidential campaign, we have all come to learn just how considerate and thoughtful Donald Trump is. He demonstrated that consideration once again as he was speaking in North Carolina today, hinting that gun rights advocates may want to take out Hillary Clinton. How considerate of him!
Flushed With Success

Trump Shuts Down Blogger
Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump has shut down this blog and most other humorous political blogs.
















