There were several powerful speeches given at Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial that opened Tuesday. One of his attorneys, Bruce Castor, did not make one of those powerful speeches.
If I hire an attorney for any reason, there are 2 things I definitely don’t want that attorney to do:
- Praise the opposing attorney’s presentation.
- Suggest I be arrested and prosecuted.
If you don’t want to listen to all of Castor’s defense, this sums it up pretty well …
If you think Trump’s defense attorney was a categorical failure on the first day, this one is even more cat-astrophic.
A purr-fect argument got derailed by a Zoom cat filter. The lawyer cat-egorically denies being a cat, and he’s not kitten about that. It does give me paws to consider what we would call a cute kitty that may become a lawyer. A cattorney?
And we thought Rudy Giuliani was a hot legal mess.
Editor’s Note: He is.