We were the victims of petty vanadalism recently, so I bought a security camera.
Pretty fancy, huh? I was surprised that it not only records video, but it can be used as a weapon.
I’m pretty sure that those lights are 4 …
With an app on my phone, I think I can shoot those 4 lasers so they converge and destroy any intruder … or UPS delivery person.
After I mounted it to a tree, I wondered if I really had purchased a security cam.
There is no chance I’ll ever be able to get the phone app to work to be able to tell if it actually takes video. The more I stare at it (and who can’t resist staring at it?), the more I wonder if maybe it is a prototype model for Trump’s Space Force cruiser. If it can take Trump far, far away, then I’m all for moving forward with the Space Force.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 