Top 5 Trumpcabulary Words

Not much good has come of Donald Trump being in the White House. One of the few benefits has been the highlighting of some heretofore overlooked words in our vernacular. In this blog post, I will reveal the Top 5 Trumpcabulary Words and their meanings.

None of these words has come from Trump himself. His vocabulary is as limited as “likes” for my blog posts. One of Trump’s favorite “big boy” words he uses frequently is reciprocal, which of course refers to the number of calories in a specific recipe.

But the more interesting words that have wormed their way into common parlance have not come from Trump, but from others. So without further ado, here are the Top 5 Trumpcabulary Words and their definitions so that you can impress your friends with your grasp of today’s hot Trumpish jargon.

Trumpcabulary Word #5 – Emolument

e·mol·u·ment
əˈmälyəmənt/
noun
A monument of some sort to the emo lifestyle.

Trumpcabulary Word #4 – Sycophant

syc·o·phant
ˈsikəˌfant,ˈsikəfənt/
noun
A sick elephant.
Trumpcabulary Word #3 – Kleptocracy
klep·to·cra·cy
klĕp-tŏk′rə-sē/
noun
A democracy run by kleptomaniacs.
Trumpcabulary Word #2 – Exculpatory
ex·cul·pa·to·ry

ek-ˈskəl-pə-ˌtȯr-ē/
adjective
Formerly culpatory.
Trumpcabulary Word #1 – Dotard
do·tard
ˈdōdərd/
noun
An old person, especially one who has become weak or senile, specifically Donald Trump.
Trump tongue
Many thanks to Kim Jong-Un for his tireless promotion of the word dotard, the #1 Trumpcabulary Word. Use it wisely you dotards!

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