With summer in full swing now, beach volleyball may be a great activity to try. It is fun, good exercise and makes you look cool. Or not …
So you don’t look like Donald Trump on the beach, here are the Top 10 Beach Volleyball Rules …
#10) No mullets.
#9) No open palm hits. Those are called carries.
#8) If you are terrible at beach volleyball, don’t be a dick and celebrate returning the ball over the net with an illegal open palm carry.
#7) No undershirts, unless you have man boobs that you are desperately trying to hide.
#6) No shoes. It’s a beach for crying out loud.
#5) No jeans allowed.
#4) If you happen to wear jeans, do not wear high-waisted jeans.
#3) If you happen to wear high-waisted jeans, do not tuck your shirt in.
#2) If you happen to wear high-waisted jeans with your shirt and undershirt tucked in, do not be fat.
#1) If you have violated any of the #2 through #9 rules, do not run for President.
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