I have some ideas about why Donald Trump does not want his tax returns released.
Sources tell me that we may learn the following from Trump’s tax return:
- Charitable deductions include campaign contributions to Hillary Clinton.
- Trump had his tax return prepared at an H & R Block mall kiosk.
- Chris Christie claimed as a dependent.
- Trump’s legal address is in Queens, not Manhattan.
- Medical expenses deducted include scalp reduction and hand enlargement.
As usual, I’m just kidding around here. There was no hand enlargement. It was penis enlargement.
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