Jeb, is that a turtle in your pocket, or are you just happy to still be in the race?

It seems that Republican presidential hopeful, but likely hopeless, candidate Jeb Bush is giving away turtles on the campaign trail. Click the link (if you dare) for the full, boring, true story as reported by CNN.

This is not satire I have written. This story is sadly true, hence a real authentic CNN link. This is the state of Jeb Bush’s campaign today. The guy who should have been Republican front-runner is now passing out toy turtles on the campaign trail, probably from a van that looks something like this …

turtles free

Jeb has proven his point … slow & steady will lose this Republican presidential primary race.