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Celebrate International Women’s Day!
Now how the heck am I going to enjoy International Women’s Day without women around?
I did encourage my wife to wear red today. She didn’t, mainly because she was already dressed for work.
I did encourage my wife to take a day off. She didn’t, mainly because the school that our youngest child attends would close if all the women working there took a day off, and she believes in getting our daughter all the education she can get before the DeVos Effect takes hold.
I encouraged her to spend money today, hoping that the pattern of the first two would continue to the third.
But it’s not just me celebrating International Women’s Day. It should come as no surprise that Donald Trump tweeted his support …
Trump Reveals Obama Cat-astrophe!
Saturday Morning’s Alright for Fighting
“The time for small thinking is over. The time for trivial fights is behind us.” – Donald Trump in his recent address to Congress.
And then this morning …
Tweets, Taps & Ties, Oh My!
The Hirsute Orange Turd that the American Electorate left steaming on the lawn of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue just dropped a serious tweetstorm onto former President Obama …
Resigned to Confirmation or Confirmed for Resignation?
Devoid DeVos
Irish I Was Jewish
This is going great.
Apostrophe Catastrophe
Donald Trump is making news on this Presidents Day already.
Trump is probably too old to have gotten a participant trophy for soccer. They didn’t hand them out like diuretics at a nursing home back in the days when he was a wee lad. Now he wants his own trophe, or more correctly, his (apos)trophe. Wow, that is really a stretch, even for me.
Presidents Day? Nope, this day is not about a general milieu of presidents. This is about him. And isn’t General Milieu under consideration as National Security Advisor?
Presidents’ Day? Ah, the plural possessive form that literally nobody understands how to use properly, and certainly not Trump. Misusing an apostrophe? Trump says, “Your fired.”
President’s Day? He gets this. The day is his. Enjoy suckling at his presidential teat on President’s Day as the fake media writes that he has man boobs.
Enemy of the People
I decided to follow Trump’s lead on the media. In response to this real Trump tweet from yesterday …
I punched out our paperboy this morning. I figured he must be complicit with our enemy, delivering their fake news. That did not work out well. And is it really fair that unexpired, perfectly good coupons cannot be used to help make bail?
NSA The Trump Way
Dead Streaming
Trump actually tweeted this. This is not a fake or altered Trump tweet.
Since when did signing legislation to aid in polluting streams with coal mining waste become a good thing to promote about yourself?
Leak On Me
Netanyahu Denier
Intelligence Not Required
Someone got their phone back! These are just 2 intelligence-related tweets from a Trump tweet-storm this morning …
OK Donnie, you don’t have to repeat it over and over again. We get it. You don’t like intelligence. You don’t have to tweet it. We can tell just by looking at your Cabinet.
Trump Needs a Staff Plumber
Warning: This is not one of my humorous (some would say hilarious) fake Trump tweets. Do not feign laughter so my feelings are not hurt, not that you would since it is obvious that my feelings are not that important to you. So far, no cards, texts or emails on this Valentine’s Day. Sure I’ll be yours, but you have to ask. Hmmm, somehow I got off track. Hurt feelings can really mess with a person’s mental GPS. Anyway, this is a real Trump tweet from today …
3 words for Trump: ASK. YOUR. STAFF.
Flynn Out & Flynn In
The Flynn-Flam Man
There’s a Lot at Steak
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 