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Tag: satire
Cruz Confirmed Canadian
In a blockbuster of a breaking news story, former Republican presidential candidate has been confirmed to be Canadian.
Carly Fiorina is Sad
I would also be sad if I were Carly.
My Guaranteed, Sure-Fire Way to Win the Billion Dollar Powerball
As dedicated followers of this blog (OK casual, but I’ll take what I can get), I will share with you my guaranteed, sure-fire system to win the billion dollar Powerball jackpot this week.
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Republican Primary Costing New Hampshire Taxpayers
With the Republican primary in New Hampshire less than a month away, New Hampshire taxpayers will be absorbing a higher than normal cost for the election.
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Top 10 ISIS Resolutions for 2016
10) Get this tunic to the dry cleaners.
Jim Flanigan Panders Blog Followers
I love my blog followers. There we go, let the pandering begin. No seriously, I really do. (Way to ratchet up the pandering). No, I really mean it. I selectively post to Facebook because my Facebook friends just don’t get what I write. OK, I admit that my writing is not everyone’s cup of tea, but the fact that they take the satire I sometimes write for truth just blows my mind. So thank you for being able to discriminate between truth and absurdist writing.
Lindsey Graham Leaves Race After Being Lapped
Isis Beat Magazine Issue Preview
Government Conspiracy Uncovered
Martin O’Malley’s Debate Agenda
Final Republican Debate … Thank God!
Director JJ Abrams Discusses New Star Wars Film
Salvation Army Declines NRA’s Offer
The NRA Foundation, the charitable arm of the National Rifle Association, has been rebuffed in it’s attempts to assist the Salvation Army in increasing donations by arming each Salvation Army bell ringer with the newly developed gunell.
Defeat Radical Trumpism
#radicaltrumpism
Trump Tops Polls Again
Donald Trump leads the field of Republican presidential candidates once again according to the latest CBS News poll. After release of the poll, mental health professionals across the USA went to “Code Red” status which indicates a high probability that the USA may be declared insane.
Trump Tough on El Niño
The El Niño weather pattern has been making some people happy this fall with some needed wetter weather in California and warmer weather in the northern USA, but Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is not pleased. Trump expressed his displeasure at a recent campaign stop:
Elf on the Shelf to Unionize
The popular elves from The Elf on the Shelf fame have had it with working conditions and are organizing a union. Continue reading “Elf on the Shelf to Unionize”
Trump Trailing Cruz in Iowa
With recent polls showing Ted Cruz now leading Donald Trump in Iowa, Republican leadership is concerned that Trump may be desperate enough to start making outrageous claims.
Mistletoe Crisis Elicits No Response from Obama
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 