Hats Off (due) to Trump

After just 1 week of the Trump Reich, I am sad to report that I think it is just about time to buy a Make America Great Again hat and start wearing it.

My current cap just doesn’t cut it anymore …

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Now that Trump is steering us towards becoming a Western Russian state, I just don’t feel comfortable wearing it anymore. America WAS already great. Now after just 1 week of being Trumpified, there’s not so much greatness anymore. I may have to revert to my pre-election hat …

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Although I don’t think I can wear a MAGA hat, I think now and for the next 4 years, it may be most appropriate.

Obama’s Oversight

A week after leaving office in an exclusive interview with our crack investigative team, President Obama admitted a major oversight during his administration. “I’m not really sure how we missed it,” puzzled the former President. “Everyone knew we were going to do it, and then we just never got around to it.”

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Always Open With a Joke

My youngest daughter is doing a presentation today on immigration. She practiced in front of me and I gave her some tips, being the polished public speaker I am. I thought her presentation needed some punching up, so I suggested she open with this Trump immigration joke …

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Yes WWE Can!

Linda McMahon, former owner of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), brought some old friends with her for support to the Senate Committee meeting discussing her qualifications to be the Administrator of the Small Business Administration.

Hulkamania ran wild as Hulk Hogan himself, never camera shy,  took a seat directly next to Linda McMahon and stared down Democratic Senators as seen in this photo …

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Nein Alternative Facts for You

I finally found out why the Trump team is so keen on “alternative facts” thanks to Google Translate …

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Women’s March Through Fox Eyes

Fox News had a slightly different perspective to tweet on the Women’s March …

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Reruns Already?

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I know I posted this already, but I wanted to show the books side-by-side.

Turning The Page

Sadly, we close this book today …

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And now we get to read this one for 4 years …

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Darkness on the Edge of Trump

Kudos to Springsteen cover band, The B Street Band, that announced they will NOT perform at the Trump inauguration. I almost feel bad about poking fun at them in a recent post. But they were not blinded by the light, and have removed themselves from the festivities.

However, Team Trump is not giving up easily.

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