I’m feeling very dirty today. Hmmm?
Tag: presidential
Rubio’s Gambit
Marco Rubio is staking his campaign’s survival in winning the Florida Republican primary March 15th.
Chicago Proud Today
Let me see if I have this straight. Donald Trump mocked Bernie Sanders when protesters interrupted campaign appearances of Sanders last summer.
Weapons of Republican Percussion
As I watched the penultimate Republican primary debate last night, I speculated about what orchestral percussion instrument each candidate would play.
Marco? Rubio! Marco? Rubio!
In honor of Marco Rubio’s crashing and burning presidential campaign, I suggest the kid’s swimming pool game of tag formerly known as Marco Polo now be called Marco Rubio. That’s about the only thing that will ever be named after him as it is becoming clear that there will never be a Marco Rubio Presidential Library. Consider this …
Happy International Women’s Day 2016!
The 2016 International Women’s Day theme is Pledge For Parity.
Release the Trump Tape?
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz sure want Donald Trump to release a supposedly secret tape.
I’m Excited About Being Wrong
I swear I heard that the previous Republican debate was the final one. Hence, this highly entertaining blog post about the debates ending too early was generated by yours truly too early as it turns out. My mistake, but I’m ready to celebrate.
And Then There Were 3 … Stooges
Now that Jeb! has exited the Republican Presidential primary race, we are left with 3 legitimate contenders: Donald Trump, Ted Cruz & Marco Rubio, the 3 Stooges of the Republican party.
Best. Reality. TV. Ever. Except …
Wow, the series of 10 Republican Presidential debates taken together has been the best reality television series ever. Despite the lack of substantive discussions or facts, there was drama, comedy and conflict, exactly what you want from reality TV. Each debate saw candidates get “voted off” the main debate by how they polled with us, the general public. We even saw some “get rescued” from the junior debate and get back to the main stage when their poll numbers rose, again thanks to us. But there is just one problem.
Jeb! Quits
I had absolutely no interest in having another Bush in the White House after Bush #2 just about ruined this country in his 8 years of dartboard decision-making deserving of a dunce cap.
Trump Responds to Pope’s Challenge
In his usual diplomatic way, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has issued an official response to the Pope’s questioning of his Christian faith.
Republican’s Furious Over Justice Scalia’s Death
Republicans had initially been quite upset in the wake of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dying so inconveniently for them early in an election year. But then they discovered what they thought was a golden nugget that Scalia had left them in his passing.
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I Agree With Donald Trump
I’m starting to feel very uncomfortable in my own skin now that I find myself agreeing more and more with Donald Trump.
Ted Cruz Bi
In last night’s Republican Presidential primary debate, Ted Cruz revealed to the nation that he is bi.
Cruz Campaign Ponders Campaign Song
As Ted Cruz’s Presidential campaign continues to gain momentum, campaign staffers are considering some strong choices for an official campaign song.
Smart TVs?
I bought a so-called Smart TV. I’m considering returning it.
Bernie Bucks
PACman Jeb Bush Claims Victory While Losing in NH
Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire
Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie made a tactical decision to ignore Iowa and put all his eggs in the New Hampshire primary basket. Continue reading “Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire”
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 