Payback will be a bitch. #NotMyPresident
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Irony Redefined
Payback will be a bitch. #NotMyPresident
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Tag: humor
Turkeys Jubilant
Turkeys woke up this morning after the Presidential Election feeling jubilant.
Trump Makes Last Minute Push for Minority Support
Comey to Continue Clinton Investigation
FBI Director James Comey just announced today that the investigation into Hillary Clinton will continue.
Trump Campaign Provides Proof of Rigged Election
The Trump campaign dropped a bombshell today with their latest proof of a rigged election.
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Go Cubs Go & Don’t Stop
I am very grateful to the Chicago Cubs baseball team, and I am not even a Cubs fan.
Trump TV Debuts … sort of
Maybe we have been given a glimpse into the future as the withering Trump Presidential campaign has launched a nightly Facebook Live 30 minute show. This may be a ghastly peek into what Trump TV will look like after the Orangetan gets clobbered in the November general election. The problem for the Trump team is not just the content, which so far is horrifying, although not any different than the normal Trump campaign speech or debate, but that there are hundreds of new Facebook Live shows launched daily that are similar in content.
Pence Carves Out More Support
Republican Vice-Presidential Nominee Mike Pence recently made a campaign stop in Centerville, Ohio during their Pumpkin Festival.
Tooth or Dare?
The American Dental Association is making an unprecedented request to their member dentists across America … stay open late on Wednesday night.
Trump’s Task
Donald Trump’s campaign slogan is Make America Great Again. While making a snack today, I stumbled across what I think his campaign is really all about.
Pence Out … Familiar Name In
In a blockbuster move designed to salvage his flagging political career, we hear that Mike Pence has withdrawn from the Republican Presidential ticket. After ruining Indiana with his cretinous, archaic policies, Pence took his political hate show on the road nationally as Donald Trump’s running mate/sidekick/accomplice/apprentice troll. It was never a good fit as Trump’s bloated ego could not handle that the general public seems to prefer the hate-filled Pence to the Orange Goblin Trump.
Sources tell us that Trump has already chosen a Pence replacement, and it is a familiar political name … Bush.
Trump Crisis = Branding Opportunity
Trump’s Committment to Advantage
Donald Trump’s leaked 1995 tax return shows that Donald Trump lost almost one billion dollars in that boom year back when everyone was making money. Heck, the lemonade stand my 6 year old daughter ran back in 1995 was doing so well that she opened 8 franchises that year and went public. You had to be a bumbling, stumbling fool to lose money back in the 90’s.
More importantly, the leaked tax document shows that Trump has legally taken advantage of the federal tax code to avoid paying income taxes for many years.
Police Protecting Miranda Rights
I have to say that police these days are doing an excellent job protecting our Miranda rights.
Clinton – Trump Debate Moved
With the decision to limit both candidates tonight to only factual statements, the debate has been truncated to 10 minutes. For those readers that may be Trump supporters, that means the debate will be shorter in length. Your (sic) welcome.
Back From Hiatus
Much to the chagrin of the blogosphere, I am back from a small hiatus. And what I always say is that it is not the size of the hiatus, but how you use it.
Weight Loss Losses
If I have gained weight over the summer, would that be a weight loss loss?
WARNING: The following photo may be disturbing to more sensitive viewers.
Tebow Time
In an egomaniacal display of narcissism, failed professional football player Tim Tebow staged a workout in front of baseball scouts today.
Trump FIRST
Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump rolled out his FIRST plan today. FIRST stands for Fix It Right Says Trump, and is meant to be a team-focused attempt to address America’s problems with teams being led by experts on those issues.
Donald Trump himself heads the America FIRST team, and has started making appointments to head his various FIRST teams that will tackle and fix America’s problems.
Green for Gold
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 