Pool Fools Rule

I’m not sure how I would feel about our hotel pool if I was a bit older. I noticed this sign at the pool …

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My Wife Does Not Understand the Concept of Hotel Soap

As we hit our hotel late Tuesday night, I was encouraged to see this in the hotel bathroom shower …

soap2

That’s some quality cleansers available for showering. In addition, I see my wife brought this …

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Inn From the Cold

After a wonderful first night on the road for business travel, I reluctantly checked out. I was ready for a letdown. Disappointment was oozing from my pores, but not because I was pondering my substandard business career or failures as a father, husband and friend like I usually do, but because my next hotel was not an Inn & Suites, but just an Inn. There is no way that just an Inn could be as good as an Inn with Suites. I was right. It was not just as good.

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Inn & Out

After my first night’s decadent stay on the road, I unfortunately found myself checking out in the morning. When I opened my room’s door in the morning, I found this surprising item on the floor outside my room …

bill on floor

It was certainly not a used condom like I am used to seeing in most of the places I normally stay. What could it possibly be?

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Staying Inn Tonight

I’ve hit the road again, but I feel so decadent staying at the hotel I’m at tonight. No, it’s not this one …

Hotel projections shithole

But I am breeding a whole colony of bedbugs just in case I ever have the opportunity to stay there. No Trump dump for me. But there is a specific reason I feel so decadent tonight.

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St Louis Travel Blues

In case anyone thinks business travel is glamorous, it actually sometimes is, but more often it is not. Here’s the view from my St Louis area hotel window this week while on the road for business …

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Business Tripping

I just returned from a very successful business trip. I know, you are asking yourself skeptically, “How successful could this moron possibly be?” Don’t think I can’t hear you. Maybe I just landed the Acme Conglomerated Industries, Inc. account …

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