Yes, Republican standards just got set lower, if such a thing is even possible, and incredibly Donald Trump was not the one lowering the bar, although he has certainly been making an effort.
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Trump Appeals to Colorado Voters
Troy Story
Donald Trump has been making “birther” claims this whole campaign that Ted Cruz is not a natural born citizen and not eligible to be elected President. Well, he was born in Canada, eh? I am not prepared to go into a Constitutional interpretation here as both Cruz and Trump weave in and out of the Constitution whenever it suits their needs. My point is that after losing to Cruz in the Wisconsin Republican primary election, Trump has completely confused his birther argument against Cruz along with his followers.
Trump’s Wisconsin Mistake
The political gasbag pundits on TV can analyze all they want how super PAC’s derailed the Donald Trump campaign for at least a little while in Wisconsin. They missed what really was Trump’s downfall, but the people of Wisconsin did not.
Take Me Out To the Blizzard
It was right around freezing today. We had up to 60 mile per hour winds. It was snowing so hard at times that it was whiter outside than a Donald Trump rally.
A pledge is just another word for lie if you are running for President
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has backed off his pledge to support the party’s eventual nominee, regardless of who it is.
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Insults Fly at Republican Town Hall
Last night at CNN’s Republican Town Hall, moderator Anderson Cooper argued that presidential candidate Donald Trump was arguing like a 5 year old.
Bernies’s Alaskan Promise
Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders overwhelmingly won the Alaskan Democratic caucus through the use of a promise to the people of Alaska, inspired by Donald Trump …
Trump to Ruin Easter
The future King Donald I of America is already hard at work implementing some of his policies even before his pending coronation. Following a tip he received during his monthly visit to the Hare Club for Men, Trump recently dispatched some of his campaign minions to track down a Mr. Peter Rabbit, also known by some of his aliases as Peter Cottontail and The Easter Bunny. Unfortunately for us, they were successful in tracking down Mr. Rabbit, holed-up in a burrow in a borough of NY City. Trump’s goon squad took Peter into custody for interrogation.
Trump Threatens Cruz’s Wife
It seems completely normal to hear that Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump is threatening Ted Cruz, but now the wives are involved, the gloves are off and food may be spilled.
After an anti-Trump PAC tweeted out revealing pictures of Melania Trump from a GQ photoshoot, husband Donald came to her aid and threatened via twitter to “spill the beans” on Heidi Cruz. He didn’t provide more details about what dirt he was planning to dish on Heidi. I hope it is not the police report from 11 years ago that indicated she was having some mental health incident. Yawn. I mean, she MARRIED Ted Cruz. I think anyone would have mental health challenges being married to that creepy guy.
Last Republican Debate Canceled
The final Republican debate has been canceled, but not because Donald Trump and John Kasich have decided not to participate.
Trump is Bulletproof
Donald Trump had a bit of a scare at a Dayton, Ohio campaign stop as a protester rushed the stage.
Chicago Proud Today
Let me see if I have this straight. Donald Trump mocked Bernie Sanders when protesters interrupted campaign appearances of Sanders last summer.
Weapons of Republican Percussion
As I watched the penultimate Republican primary debate last night, I speculated about what orchestral percussion instrument each candidate would play.
Marco? Rubio! Marco? Rubio!
In honor of Marco Rubio’s crashing and burning presidential campaign, I suggest the kid’s swimming pool game of tag formerly known as Marco Polo now be called Marco Rubio. That’s about the only thing that will ever be named after him as it is becoming clear that there will never be a Marco Rubio Presidential Library. Consider this …
Me? Out of shape? No, mine’s just a mushy blob-type shape.
Spring has burst upon the scene in Chicago just as my pants are ready to burst at the seams. And those are my stretchy sweats! Here’s how I can tell I’m out of shape …
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Unfair to Donald Trump!
The comparisons of Donald Trump to Adolph Hitler are so unfair to Mr. Trump.
Happy International Women’s Day 2016!
The 2016 International Women’s Day theme is Pledge For Parity.
Release the Trump Tape?
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz sure want Donald Trump to release a supposedly secret tape.
I’m Excited About Being Wrong
I swear I heard that the previous Republican debate was the final one. Hence, this highly entertaining blog post about the debates ending too early was generated by yours truly too early as it turns out. My mistake, but I’m ready to celebrate.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 