Intelligence Not Required

Someone got their phone back! These are just 2 intelligence-related tweets from a Trump tweet-storm this morning …

 

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OK Donnie, you don’t have to repeat it over and over again. We get it. You don’t like intelligence. You don’t have to tweet it. We can tell just by looking at your Cabinet.

Trump Needs a Staff Plumber

Warning: This is not one of my humorous (some would say hilarious) fake Trump tweets. Do not feign laughter so my feelings are not hurt, not that you would since it is obvious that my feelings are not that important to you. So far, no cards, texts or emails on this Valentine’s Day. Sure I’ll be yours, but you have to ask. Hmmm, somehow I got off track. Hurt feelings can really mess with a person’s mental GPS. Anyway, this is a real Trump tweet from today …trump-tweet-leaks

3 words for Trump: ASK.  YOUR.  STAFF.

 

 

 

 

Trump is Making Satire To Difficult

Sure, there is no doubt that I would have taken Trump’s official inauguration poster offered by the Library of Congress for $16.95 and altered it for comic effect. Blacked-out tooth, bald head, Alfred E. Neuman’s face, spelling error, etc. were all viable comical possibilities guaranteed to have my readers rolling on the floor with laughter as they typically do when reading any of my posts. If you are not doing that, please start. You don’t know what you are missing. That helps make my posts seem much funnier than they actually are.

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Anyway, as you can plainly see, my handiwork was rendered unnecessary as Team Trump took the wheel and steered their inauguration poster directly into a brick wall with a basic spelling error. If you cannot find it, please stop reading this blog and head immediately to the Breitbart site, or better still, turn on Fox News where the ability to read is optional and actually a detriment to the enjoyment of their “news.” You will feel much more comfortable in your new destination.

There is not much I can really do as once again Trump’s reality trumps whatever I had planned in the way of a satirical rendering. I guess I could add some punchlines:

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The Maine Trump Event

I hate to admit that I missed this real news story from the Portland (Maine) Press Herald a few days ago …

http://www.pressherald.com/2017/02/06/eight-people-yes-8-attend-pro-trump-rally-in-portland-and-twitter-noticed/portland-maine-trump-rally

Trump Press Secretary Sean Spicer claimed that this was the largest rally of all time.

 

Honest, Abe becomes Hostage Abe

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In an unexpected development, Donald Trump is holding Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzō Abe hostage on Air Force One.

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Pence is #1

By casting the deciding vote to confirm Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education, the over-sized loaf of flaccid white bread masquerading as VP, Mike Pence, has temporarily taken the mantle of America’s Most Hated Person away from Donald Trump. I am 100% confident that Trump will regain that title shortly, perhaps as I type this post.

Happy to be Bad

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“Bad people are very happy,” says a very happy bad person.

 

I’m Unfair to Myself?

It looks like anti-Trump activists are trying to schedule a nationwide general strike to protest Trump policies on February 17th. I’m usually up for all Trump protests, but I feel conflicted on this one. The problem is …

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Is it just me, or is Kellyanne Conway looking more and more evil each day? She looks like she’s waiting for Snow White to take a bite from a poison apple in this recent pic …

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I think she’s trying to keep pace in the evil department with the rest of the Trumpsters. But at the rate they’re going with their evil plans, she may have to look like this soon to keep up with the rest of them …

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Nazis Have Feelings, Too

“I mean, everyone’s suffering in the Holocaust …” – Reince Priebus (Trump’s Chief of Staff), Meet The Press 1-29-17

Yes, we know Reince, Nazi Lives Matter, too.