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Flies On Washington Walls #158 – Special Multi-Panel, Multi-Media 4th of July Edition
Flies On Washington Walls #157 – Special Multi-Panel Bussing Edition
Notes from Debate #1B
This one kept my interest more, especially with four heavy-hitters in the debate. Here is what I saw and heard.
Andrew Yang – No tie and swearing during the debate nets him an immediate disqualification.
John Hickenlooper – Funny last name during the debate nets him an immediate disqualification.
Dumb as a Trump in Geography
I sometimes use the expression “dumb as a box of rocks” or “dumb as a bag of hammers.” I think we need a new one using the Trump family name. Is “dumb as a family of Trumps” sufficient? I like the rhyming sound of “box of rocks.” Maybe we can come up with something rhyming with Trump. Some ideas …
- Dumb as a chump named Trump
- Dumb as a trash dump of Trumps
- Dumb as a toxic waste dump of Trumps
We can ruminate on those. Regardless, I feel dumb as a Trump. I was thrilled to have booked my company’s first ever export order to the country of Lesotho. Now I knew Lesotho was in Africa, but I wasn’t sure if it is east or west coast. Neither! It is a land-locked country in the middle of South Africa.
OK, so I get a C- in geography for the day. Hey, I got the continent correct. But then I saw this and felt dumb as a chump named Trump. Continue reading “Dumb as a Trump in Geography”
My Parasitic Twin Wants to be President – Chapter One – The Decision
Well, I warned you all. Here are excerpts from Chapter One of the book that I’m writing concurrent with the presidential campaign. Yes, the grammar is wrong. It is written in the first person – a campaign diary supposedly written by the modestly-educated host twin of the parasitic twin candidate. The grammar is meant to be wrong. Click to read the excepts, if you dare.
Continue reading “My Parasitic Twin Wants to be President – Chapter One – The Decision”
What is Wrong with this Blog?
The title of this post could apply to this blog from the very first post, but it is especially applicable now. It used to be that readers could count on a post full of drivel from me almost every single day. You may have noticed (and rejoiced) that my posts have become more sporadic and less Trumpy. As for the latter, I am just sick of that saggy skin sack of lies and monkey feces. Sorry, that’s not fair to monkeys.
Wow, touchy. I said I was sorry. Anyway, I just want Trump impeached and voted out in 2020. I find nothing funny about him any longer.
As for the sporadicity (not a word, but a potential album title) of my posts, that’s another story.
Flies On Washington Walls #156
Signs the Apocalypse is Here
There are signs that the Apocalypse is nigh. First up, these are roaming the streets of the UK now …
I saw on Facebook one of my great nephews narrating a school play while wearing a horse costume. Does that make him a neighrator?
Oh! Canada?
My wife and I have discussed moving to Canada should this Trump shit show continue unabated and unresolved. However, I saw this pic on Twitter from someone who lives in Canada about halfway between Toronto and Montreal. It is horrifying and made us decide that Canada is not a good option.
Flies On Washington Walls #154 – Special Multi-Panel Poll Edition
Crowning Queen Melania
I saw on Twitter over the weekend that Melania Trump accepted her flaming crown as Queen of Hell …
Flies On Washington Walls #153
Don’t Cross Him
I got confirmation that this was a real billboard in the St. Louis area.
If what that billboard is implying is true, I have only one question …
Aren’t we way overdue for a crucifixion?
Flies On Washington Walls #152
A Peso for El Paso, Please
I was not shocked when I saw this news story on my phone a week ago.
That did not surprise me or alarm me. Rallies to Make America Great Again cost money. But then there’s this … Continue reading “A Peso for El Paso, Please”
Flies On Washington Walls #151
Flies On Washington Walls #150
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 