Naughty or Nice?

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In the spirit of Christmas, Donald Trump will name his 3 chins (if he gets the third one, fingers crossed!) after the 3 Wise Men in the Christmas story. The 3 Wise Men or Magi are commonly known as Gaspar, Balthasar and Melchior, per Armenian tradition.

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Trump Causes Obama Hospitalization

President Obama was rushed to a DC area hospital after being found on his back in the Oval Office, reaching to the sky for help. It appears that Donald Trump is to blame.

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GOP Behind Balloon Drop Disaster at DNC?

A devastating balloon drop closed the Democratic National Convention, killing 3 while injuring 6 including Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.

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Political Cookies

Happy Independence Day. I’d like to present some appropriate cookies to our politicians.

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Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire

Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie made a tactical decision to ignore Iowa and put all his eggs in the New Hampshire primary basket. Continue reading “Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire”

Chris Christie Preps for Debate

New Jersey Lt. Governor Kim Guadagno, standing, left, Gov. Chris Christie seated center, Dawn and Jon Koczon, right, laugh Wednesday, April 6, 2011, in Trenton, N.J., at 5-year-old fraternal twin,  Jesse Koczon as twin Brandon, left, looks on after Christie signed a proclamation making Jesse the state's honorary governor for the day and Brandon honorary lieutenant governor. Jesse was shown complaining on a YouTube clip that he can't be governor of New Jersey. On the video, Jesse's mother, Dawn Koczon, asked him why he was upset. Jesse replied, "Cause everyone tells me I'm too small to be the governor of New Jersey." Christie responded on Twitter: "Don't worry Jesse, people gave plenty of reasons why I couldn't be Governor, though being too small wasn't one of them."  (AP Photo/Mel Evans)   Original Filename: Odd Too Small To Be Governor.JPEG-075e4.jpg

Random Thoughts on the CNBC Republican Debate Candidates

Rather than debating who won or who lost the CNBC Republican debate, I am pleased to offer random thoughts on each candidate.

Chris Christie – Is there any doubt that Christie bets on daily fantasy sports? He was sure quick to deflect that topic.

Mike Huckabee – I was not sure if Huckabee is running for President or for Donald Trump’s VP slot.

Carly Fiorina – She may want to talk to the House Benghazi Committee before challenging Hillary Clinton to a debate.

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Chris Christie Finds Strength to Finish Republican Primary Debate

Chris Christie at Republican Primary Debate
Chris Christie at Republican Primary Debate

Minor Republican Debate Promises to be Stimulating

Once again, the upcoming Republican candidate debate will be preceded by a debate among the candidates that didn’t make the cut for the main debate. Rick Santorum, Bobby Jindal, George Pataki and Lindsey Graham will meet in the junior debate before the ten top candidates debate. In an effort to generate interest, any interest, in the undercard debate, the four candidates have agreed to change the format of the debate to a strip poker game during which they will casually debate the issues. This format was only approved under the condition that NJ Governor Chris Christie not be allowed to participate under any circumstances.

Republicans Plan New Debate Format

With the number of Republican Presidential Primary Candidates not declining as quickly as expected, the Republican National Committee is considering a change in their debate format. The current format of an overloaded main debate among candidates leading in the polls as well as a “kiddie-table” debate among those candidates at the bottom of the polls has proven cumbersome at best. Continue reading “Republicans Plan New Debate Format”