Trump Talking Turkey
Category: satire
Flies On Washington Walls #6
Summer School Multi Media Project? Done!
Lil’ Donnie Trump finished his middle school multi media video project and proudly posted it on Twitter today. (For non-Twitter users, he really did post this, making this part of the presidential record) Here is a YouTube Link in case you missed it …
I Spy A Spy
I was thrilled to hear that the Trump Russia investigation has expanded to include former Trump campaign adviser Boris Epshteyn. Well, about freakin’ time. He is obviously a Russian spy. How do I know? Well, he’s named Boris, which is a classic Russian spy name. Just think about any Boris that you may have heard of before.
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Copycat Civil War?
You Have Got To Be Putin Me On
Everyone seems so shocked that Donald Trump plans to have a private meeting with Vladamir Putin at next week’s G20 Summit. Are you kidding me? Trump is due for his 6 month performance review in July! What better time than the G20 Summit? I think Putin gives his little Trump puppet a very positive review so far.
Flies On Washington Walls #4
Flies On Washington Walls #2
Just Not Funny Anymore
I’ve taken a few days off from blogging as I have re-evaluated my blogging and specifically my Trump-bashing. It has been fun up to now making jokes at the expense of Trump, a political simpleton. But it is becoming obvious that he is being manipulated by Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan, two evil ghouls who have sold their souls in exchange for political contributions and personal wealth. With visible evidence that Trump is showing signs of dementia, this use of Trump as a puppet for the McConnell/Ryan agenda is, well, to steal a line from Trump … Sad!
As I drove back from St. Louis on Tuesday night, I listened to news that Jon Ossoff lost his Georgia congressional race. Four months ago, that would have been no surprise, but momentum and hope built so that his loss felt like being on the receiving end of a gut punch. Topping that was news of the horrible Trumpcare plan being rushed through the Senate that literally will kill people. People will die because of this McConnell/Ryan plan that Trump will rubber stamp because he doesn’t know any better and will do as told, except in regard to the tweeting.
Hidden Messages
I have expounded my theory before on this blog that Donald Trump is NOT the blithering idiot that he appears to be, despite behavior to the contrary, over and over and over. It is my stated theory that he is sending us hidden messages, not to be confused with the hidden massages that he is keeping secret from Melania. Take this series of tweets from this morning for example …
It is so obvious to me that he is couching his message secretly, so that it takes some thought to see what he is really saying. This is not to be confused with sofaing the message when your phone drops down between the cushions while tweeting. No, he’s really got a message for us, but we have to separate the wheat words from the chaff words. Allow me to demonstrate …
Wary of Wray
Zero Tweets About Zero
Make America Ninja Again
A History of the Word “Gubernatorial”
Where I live in Illinois, the race for Governor in 2018 is starting to heat up which typically means more politicians will be going to jail. A couple of months back, I saw Democratic candidate for Governor Chris Kennedy speak, and while blogging about it, pondered why gubernatorial is used rather than governal. There is fascinating history behind the word “gubernatorial” which I am happy to share with you in this essay.
The origins of the word “gubernatorial” can be traced back to the pre-Civil War Deep South. Back in those days (and still today in some southern states), educated people were mocked and ridiculed. Those literate types running for public office like governor were regularly called derogatory names. One of the most popular derogatory name thrown at candidates was “goober.”
At southern political rallies in the early 1800’s, one could always hear taunts of “hey you goober!” directed at the candidates. Southerners are not known for being long-winded, and as the 1800’s drew close to the mid-point, the “you” in “hey you goober” was combined with the “goober” part to create a single word taunt of “guber!”
Phuc – Trump (meeting, of course)
Melancholy Melania
Melania Trump has grown even more despondent after returning from her international trip with Donald Trump.
Sources tell us that the depressive trigger on the trip was when Melania Trump had an opportunity to meet Brigitte Macron, wife of French President Emmanuel Macron.
Paul Ryan Claims CBO OK’s AHCA
Do Team Trump Members Look Better in Black & White Stripes or Solid Orange?
I just recently posted a flow chart to help people identify huge dead sea creatures that wash up on beaches. You’re welcome! I can only hope it will come in handy for you someday.
But even I have to admit, that there are more pressing matters facing this country today than unidentified giant sea creatures dying on our beaches waiting to be identified. With that in mind, I am pleased to present this handy flow chart to help you identify which Team Trump members will serve prison time.
Donald Trump’s Holocaust Memorial Yearbook
Melania’s Got Taste
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 