Lincoln Reacts to Trump Quoting Him
Category: satire
Devoid DeVos
Irish I Was Jewish
Healthcare is Hard
“I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated.” – Donald Trump in a speech yesterday.
Nope, nobody on earth considered healthcare a complex issue, but after being told that it is, NOW WE DO. On this healthcare issue, Trump reminds me of the college student who doesn’t go to class all semester, but shows up for the final exam, and finds it to be difficult. Yes, that college student may have been me and the reason for the recurring dreams several decades later.
Trump is supposed to reveal details of his healthcare plan today when he addresses Congress. I expect it to be short on details, if any exist at all considering this “surprising” complexity of the whole healthcare issue. I would not be surprised if the basics of his plan could be summed up in this manner …
Thanks to Dr. Nick for putting it in a language even Trump can understand.
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This is going great.
Republicans Endorse Independent Investigation
Congressional Republicans have overwhelmingly endorsed the appointment of an independent counsel and the initiation of a bipartisan congressional committee investigation into who gave Warren Beatty the wrong card for Best Picture.
CPAC? See Terror!
Breaking News Alert!
The Department of Homeland Security has just issued a blockbuster report that shows that immigrants from the 7 nations affected by Trump’s Executive Order Muslim ban are less likely to commit an act of terror than CPAC attendees and especially CPAC guest speakers.
Deportation Transportation
The news from yesterday that Trump, Inc. had purchased the Trailways Bus Line was met with some confusion. Sure, bus travel is as bad of an experience as eating a Trump Steak, but the acquisition just didn’t seem to fit with the Trump brand. The shocking news that is breaking today now makes some sense of yesterday’s bus acquisition.
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Norway Saved From Swedish Terror
In a brilliant move, Norway quickly erected an imaginary border wall between Norway and Sweden as pictured here …
Apostrophe Catastrophe
Donald Trump is making news on this Presidents Day already.
Trump is probably too old to have gotten a participant trophy for soccer. They didn’t hand them out like diuretics at a nursing home back in the days when he was a wee lad. Now he wants his own trophe, or more correctly, his (apos)trophe. Wow, that is really a stretch, even for me.
Presidents Day? Nope, this day is not about a general milieu of presidents. This is about him. And isn’t General Milieu under consideration as National Security Advisor?
Presidents’ Day? Ah, the plural possessive form that literally nobody understands how to use properly, and certainly not Trump. Misusing an apostrophe? Trump says, “Your fired.”
President’s Day? He gets this. The day is his. Enjoy suckling at his presidential teat on President’s Day as the fake media writes that he has man boobs.
Happy Presidents Day
On this day, I want to extend my best wishes to our new President. He has truly accomplished a lot in his first 40 days or so in office. He has been quiet and dignified when in the public’s eye, and there’s so much more!
Enemy of the People
I decided to follow Trump’s lead on the media. In response to this real Trump tweet from yesterday …
I punched out our paperboy this morning. I figured he must be complicit with our enemy, delivering their fake news. That did not work out well. And is it really fair that unexpired, perfectly good coupons cannot be used to help make bail?
Scott Pruitt Takes a Dump
NSA The Trump Way
Leak On Me
Netanyahu Denier
Flynn Out & Flynn In
The Flynn-Flam Man
Ivanka Not Sweating the Boycott
While other stores like Nordstrom are abandoning the Ivanka Trump brand of merchandise either for flagging sales or her political position, Walmart is strengthening the relationship with the Trump brand. Walmart is ready to unveil Ivanka’s line of action (or not) sportswear designed to appeal to their kind of shopper. We were able to get a sneak peek …
The Maine Trump Event
I hate to admit that I missed this real news story from the Portland (Maine) Press Herald a few days ago …
http://www.pressherald.com/2017/02/06/eight-people-yes-8-attend-pro-trump-rally-in-portland-and-twitter-noticed/
Trump Press Secretary Sean Spicer claimed that this was the largest rally of all time.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 