Trump’s Art of the No Deal
Category: humor
Patriots Heading To Super Bowl
Trump Open to All
Desperately Seeking Crazy
Palin to Trump: Make My Ovaries Great Again!
Winter Laundry is Devil Spawn
There are so many reasons to hate winter that it would be hard to whittle them down to make a Top 10 list.
Cruz Confirmed Canadian
In a blockbuster of a breaking news story, former Republican presidential candidate has been confirmed to be Canadian.
Carly Fiorina is Sad
I would also be sad if I were Carly.
My Guaranteed, Sure-Fire Way to Win the Billion Dollar Powerball
As dedicated followers of this blog (OK casual, but I’ll take what I can get), I will share with you my guaranteed, sure-fire system to win the billion dollar Powerball jackpot this week.
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Republican Primary Costing New Hampshire Taxpayers
With the Republican primary in New Hampshire less than a month away, New Hampshire taxpayers will be absorbing a higher than normal cost for the election.
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Jeb, is that a turtle in your pocket, or are you just happy to still be in the race?
It seems that Republican presidential hopeful, but likely hopeless, candidate Jeb Bush is giving away turtles on the campaign trail. Click the link (if you dare) for the full, boring, true story as reported by CNN.
Donald Trump Quiet??? UPDATED
Does anyone else find it odd that the one candidate that has something to say about EVERY issue has been silent so far about the takeover of the federal wildlife buildings in Oregon by armed militia terrorists?
Top 10 ISIS Resolutions for 2016
10) Get this tunic to the dry cleaners.
And My Follower Of The Year Is …
It has been just a few short months since I have started writing & blogging. I’ve had some hits along with plenty of swings & misses. For whatever reason, I have acquired some blog followers along the way. Don’t you have anything better to do like auditing grocery store receipts or weaving dryer lint into yarn? I felt there needed to be some reward for your unwarranted devotion and attention, so I am pleased to introduce the nominees for my first annual Follower of the Year award.
Baby Jesus Gave Me A Black Eye on Christmas
The Christmas Babe is so innocent looking, and yet my Christmas Day shiner belies the innocence radiating from the Baby Jesus.
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Jim Flanigan Panders Blog Followers
I love my blog followers. There we go, let the pandering begin. No seriously, I really do. (Way to ratchet up the pandering). No, I really mean it. I selectively post to Facebook because my Facebook friends just don’t get what I write. OK, I admit that my writing is not everyone’s cup of tea, but the fact that they take the satire I sometimes write for truth just blows my mind. So thank you for being able to discriminate between truth and absurdist writing.
Guaranteed New Year’s Resolutions
I want to make sure that I fulfill my New Year’s Resolutions in 2016. I don’t want to backslide on dieting. I don’t want to fail to exercise. I don’t want to spend what I had resolved to save. I want a sure thing when it comes to resolutions in 2016. I have a plan.
Who Ate Chocolate Jesus?
While waiting in line at a local sweet shop, I could not take my eyes off their chocolate nativity for sale. Continue reading “Who Ate Chocolate Jesus?”
I Declare the War on Christmas Over!
I’m not sure who fired the first shot in the supposed “War on Christmas,” but I think it is over and I’m pretty sure we won. Continue reading “I Declare the War on Christmas Over!”
Lindsey Graham Leaves Race After Being Lapped
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 