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Category: humor
Stop Burp-Shaming Me
There is no denying that I am constantly filled with gas. I often wonder why I weigh so much when I am filled with hot gas. I should be floating off into the ether. Look for me tethered to the ground at the next Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. Anyway, it has to go somewhere.
Daddy Daughter Dance Tonight
My car’s back-up camera is working, but …
I leased a car recently, and all is well except for my back-up camera. It is a nice little safety feature on a car, when it is working properly.
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Sign of the Apocalyse
While many conservative evangelical end-timers have pointed their fingers at President Obama, ISIS, Middle East unrest, the European Union and other “signs” as signalling the coming of the Biblical Apocalypse, I was skeptical.
Release the Trump Tape?
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz sure want Donald Trump to release a supposedly secret tape.
I’m Excited About Being Wrong
I swear I heard that the previous Republican debate was the final one. Hence, this highly entertaining blog post about the debates ending too early was generated by yours truly too early as it turns out. My mistake, but I’m ready to celebrate.
How To Handle Your Demons
Exorcise your demons or they will devour you from the inside out.
Super Tuesday?
Considering that Donald Trump won big on Super Tuesday,
March Killed Spring
It is March 1st and we have a snowstorm in Chicago.
This is the worst day every 4 years.
I really hate the day after Leap Day.
Rules for Leap Day
First Fly of the Season
Spring is imminent. I saw my first fly of the season today.
Good Posture > Fat
Most people don’t consider me fat. If I stand up straight, my shirt hangs down flat with no signs of a growing gut stretching the fabric of my shirt to its limits. I present a slim, but false facade.
Facebook Follies
I’m so tired of seeing Facebook posts challenging me to find a person’s first name that begins with O, or to find a city’s name that doesn’t have an O in it, or some other “challenge.”
And Then There Were 3 … Stooges
Now that Jeb! has exited the Republican Presidential primary race, we are left with 3 legitimate contenders: Donald Trump, Ted Cruz & Marco Rubio, the 3 Stooges of the Republican party.
Best. Reality. TV. Ever. Except …
Wow, the series of 10 Republican Presidential debates taken together has been the best reality television series ever. Despite the lack of substantive discussions or facts, there was drama, comedy and conflict, exactly what you want from reality TV. Each debate saw candidates get “voted off” the main debate by how they polled with us, the general public. We even saw some “get rescued” from the junior debate and get back to the main stage when their poll numbers rose, again thanks to us. But there is just one problem.
My Phone is Messing With Me
I think my phone is trying to make me crazy.
Jeb! Quits
I had absolutely no interest in having another Bush in the White House after Bush #2 just about ruined this country in his 8 years of dartboard decision-making deserving of a dunce cap.
Hey Winter, Whither Thou Goest?
Winter is slowly easing its icy grip upon my neighborhood. The local sled hill has reverted to being a giant green tumor on Earth’s flat back. The skating rink in the park has turned into a chilly splash pool. The dog turds in my yard are thawing into lovely gelatinous chocolate pudding piles of poo that will leak out between the teeth of my pooper scooper if I don’t get them early enough today while a chill is still in the air.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 