Jim Flanigan Looks at the World
Turning the Mundane into Fundane Since 2015
I love my blog followers. There we go, let the pandering begin. No seriously, I really do. (Way to ratchet up the pandering). No, I really mean it. I selectively post to Facebook because my Facebook friends just don’t get what I write. OK, I admit that my writing is not everyone’s cup of tea, but the fact that they take the satire I sometimes write for truth just blows my mind. So thank you for being able to discriminate between truth and absurdist writing.
I want to make sure that I fulfill my New Year’s Resolutions in 2016. I don’t want to backslide on dieting. I don’t want to fail to exercise. I don’t want to spend what I had resolved to save. I want a sure thing when it comes to resolutions in 2016. I have a plan.
While waiting in line at a local sweet shop, I could not take my eyes off their chocolate nativity for sale. Continue reading “Who Ate Chocolate Jesus?”
I’m not sure who fired the first shot in the supposed “War on Christmas,” but I think it is over and I’m pretty sure we won. Continue reading “I Declare the War on Christmas Over!”
The NRA Foundation, the charitable arm of the National Rifle Association, has been rebuffed in it’s attempts to assist the Salvation Army in increasing donations by arming each Salvation Army bell ringer with the newly developed gunell.
#radicaltrumpism
Donald Trump leads the field of Republican presidential candidates once again according to the latest CBS News poll. After release of the poll, mental health professionals across the USA went to “Code Red” status which indicates a high probability that the USA may be declared insane.
The El Niño weather pattern has been making some people happy this fall with some needed wetter weather in California and warmer weather in the northern USA, but Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is not pleased. Trump expressed his displeasure at a recent campaign stop:
The popular elves from The Elf on the Shelf fame have had it with working conditions and are organizing a union. Continue reading “Elf on the Shelf to Unionize”
With recent polls showing Ted Cruz now leading Donald Trump in Iowa, Republican leadership is concerned that Trump may be desperate enough to start making outrageous claims.
The Flanigan Outdoor Center Of Craptacular Art (FOCOCA) is officially open from now until March 1st. Continue reading “Outdoor Art Center Open for the Season”
I feel the need to explain to all those expecting to see the American flag superimposed over Facebook profile pictures after the San Bernadino mass shooting why they don’t and shouldn’t expect to. Continue reading “The American Flag on Facebook”
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 