Ted was not the only Cruz to take a beating on the night of the Indiana primary election.
Ode to Cruz
Author: Jim Flanigan
Make Carly Upright Again
At a recent campaign stop, ersatz Vice Presidential candidate Carly Fiorina accurately portrayed which direction the Ted Cruz campaign is headed. Continue reading “Make Carly Upright Again”
Carry On My Wayward Reader
I’m thinking of opening a restaurant. This restaurant will feature entrees that utilize leftover food from other restaurants.
Republican Ethics Bar Set Even Lower
Yes, Republican standards just got set lower, if such a thing is even possible, and incredibly Donald Trump was not the one lowering the bar, although he has certainly been making an effort.
Take Your Daughter to Work Day Disappoints
I wanted to take my daughter to work today, but it was a huge disappointment.
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Trump Appeals to Colorado Voters
Dog Daze
We have 3 small Shih-Tzu dogs. Unfortunately, the smallest one of the 3 has a herniated disc. She is on a powerful pain killer and a muscle relaxant. I have personally tested both of her medications, you know, just to make sure they are safe.
Me? A Dog Person?
A neighbor just called me a “dog person” this morning.
Urine the Middle of National Pet Day
I’m celebrating National Pet Day with our dogs today.
Dennis the Menace
Former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert is being swallowed in shame as sordid detailed accusations of his pedophilia and cover-up become public.
Troy Story
Donald Trump has been making “birther” claims this whole campaign that Ted Cruz is not a natural born citizen and not eligible to be elected President. Well, he was born in Canada, eh? I am not prepared to go into a Constitutional interpretation here as both Cruz and Trump weave in and out of the Constitution whenever it suits their needs. My point is that after losing to Cruz in the Wisconsin Republican primary election, Trump has completely confused his birther argument against Cruz along with his followers.
Trump’s Wisconsin Mistake
The political gasbag pundits on TV can analyze all they want how super PAC’s derailed the Donald Trump campaign for at least a little while in Wisconsin. They missed what really was Trump’s downfall, but the people of Wisconsin did not.
Take Me Out To the Blizzard
It was right around freezing today. We had up to 60 mile per hour winds. It was snowing so hard at times that it was whiter outside than a Donald Trump rally.
Bachelor Weekend at Jimmy’s
My wife has taken my youngest daughter on a trip. Tonight is the first night of my wild bachelor weekend.
A pledge is just another word for lie if you are running for President
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has backed off his pledge to support the party’s eventual nominee, regardless of who it is.
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Insults Fly at Republican Town Hall
Last night at CNN’s Republican Town Hall, moderator Anderson Cooper argued that presidential candidate Donald Trump was arguing like a 5 year old.
Frost is my Friend
Even though it is Spring with daffodils blooming and Tax Day looming, we are still getting cold, frosty mornings, which I have decided is not such a bad thing for someone of my vintage.
Where Was the Freakin’ Spoiler Alert???
I went to Easter service this morning.
Bernies’s Alaskan Promise
Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders overwhelmingly won the Alaskan Democratic caucus through the use of a promise to the people of Alaska, inspired by Donald Trump …
Trump to Ruin Easter
The future King Donald I of America is already hard at work implementing some of his policies even before his pending coronation. Following a tip he received during his monthly visit to the Hare Club for Men, Trump recently dispatched some of his campaign minions to track down a Mr. Peter Rabbit, also known by some of his aliases as Peter Cottontail and The Easter Bunny. Unfortunately for us, they were successful in tracking down Mr. Rabbit, holed-up in a burrow in a borough of NY City. Trump’s goon squad took Peter into custody for interrogation.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 