No Investment in This Return

I spotted this on Twitter over the weekend …


Well, I am James the Idiot, so I had to learn more. I dove headfirst into the website and came across this confusing text that could use a little dazzling light shining on it to help me understand it better.


So the Bible verse says that the return will be when we are not expecting him, but John the pseudo-Apostle says that Jesus’ return draws near. In fact, save the date …


That date is bad for me. How can I reschedule? Oh well, at least I won’t have to worry about planning for retirement or the Republicans gutting social security.