More Embarrassing than Proud

The Proud Boys, a white supremacist group, descended upon Portland, Oregon for a rally last week. Can someone please tell me what the deal is with this guy spotted at the rally?

Proud boy

Proud boya

He sort of looks like a love child of a menage a trois between the Green Lantern, Captain America, and Tormund from Game of Thrones. We know what the knee pads are for, just in case he runs into his idol, The Orange Avenger. But what’s up with the gardening gloves? Did he have to trim mommy’s rose bushes (not meant as a euphemism) before going to the rally?

Well anyway, I hope he had fun at the cosplay convention after the rally.