Yesterday, I spotted the first robin of the season by our pond. I’m hoping it is a prescient robin with inside info that we are going to get a nice early spring. I mean, we’ve already had a bit of false spring just recently. The other alternative is that it is a robin that flunked out of its Migration 101 class and will be found frozen solid next to me as I attempt to shovel a meter of snow from an upcoming blizzard. I did see the robin trying to get a drink of water out of the frozen pond, so I’m not too optimistic.
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Mite Be Groundhog Day


It certainly seemed like spring arrived yesterday in greater Chicagoland. The temperature hit 50F/10C with sunny skies, so along with millions of other locals, I headed outside … in shorts. First thing I did was one of my favorite outdoor activities …
Continue reading “Mite Be Groundhog Day”And Now The Bad News …
Yesterday, I shared with you some positive (I hope) changes going on with my family. But today, sadly, there is bad news. First, I didn’t get the movie role of a distant father who can’t connect with his daughter. Offering me that part would be typecasting. So, why didn’t they choose me for the part? Probably my utter lack of acting ability, but I won’t discount my demand for a bowl of only blue M&Ms on the set at all times, even when I’m not present. It’s probably for the best as I am spread thinner than my hairline these days.
And I didn’t have to go far this morning for more bad news. All I had to do was look out the window to see this …
Continue reading “And Now The Bad News …”Mite Be Funny #308 – Happy Spring Holidays
Not Weighting for Spring
It happens to me twice a year. When the weather turns cold, I gain weight. When the weather warms up, I gain weight. I’m not quite sure why it works that way, but I am sure that it is damn annoying. It’s especially hard to accept in the spring after I have been doing this all winter with slices of pizza.
Springish weather has arrived early in Chicagoland this year (thank God), so I’m trying to get a jump on that weight gain as the seasons change. I don’t ever remember cycling in February before, but I made it out 4 times on my bike last month on my way to a planned 500 miles this season. How far did I get?
Continue reading “Not Weighting for Spring”My March to Weight Loss
I need to focus on March for weight loss, because February was a disaster. I gained a pound. On second thought, considering world events, the added pound in February probably doesn’t really qualify as a disaster.
It wasn’t for lack of effort that I gained weight. My steps/cycles remained consistent.

Negating those consistent steps was my love for chocolate and Valentine’s Day intersecting. It would help if my wife bought me chocolate from the dollar store rather than from the fancy-schmancy chocolatier in town. Maybe she loves me so much that she wants there to be more of me to love. Well, in February, she got her wish.
But Valentine’s Day was just one day. That can’t be the whole reason for my weight gain. I think I know what the real reason is though.
Continue reading “My March to Weight Loss”Feeling Fabulously Fat For February
I’m overweight in February and am thrilled. Why? Certainly not because I gained 5 pounds in December which was the maximum I was allowing myself for the whole winter.

They may have gotten the pronoun wrong in that gif, but that’s me they are talking about. As I reported in my last weighty post, my goal for January was to simply hold the line and not gain any more weight in January. Unlikely? Yes. Who wants to exercise and watch what you eat in the dead of winter? Not me. I want to sit, eat, and watch television while my wife, kids, and neighbors shovel my snow. But it somehow happened. I gave it a week into February to make 100% sure, but I continue to hang in at 5 pounds max gained and may even be heading back down just a bit. I’m thrilled!
Against all odds, my steps actually trended up a bit in January. Take a look.
Continue reading “Feeling Fabulously Fat For February”Mite Be Funny #214 – Happy Spring!
Ice Ice Baby
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A Sure Sign of Spring
Oh, how I hate winter. I have complained about it in numerous posts, some even poetic. But now I have hope as there have been signs of winter fading and spring emerging. Forget the robins arriving and me scrambling to get my taxes done. Forget Daylight Savings Time and my winter weight magically starting to melt off (okay, that is so NOT happening). Forget that I’m starting to tap my neighbor’s maple trees for syrup. That may be illegal, but at least I’m not trying to tap my neighbor. There is another sure sign of spring specifically mentioned in the first of my many winter rants/posts on this blog …
Frost is my Friend
Even though it is Spring with daffodils blooming and Tax Day looming, we are still getting cold, frosty mornings, which I have decided is not such a bad thing for someone of my vintage.
Me? Out of shape? No, mine’s just a mushy blob-type shape.
Spring has burst upon the scene in Chicago just as my pants are ready to burst at the seams. And those are my stretchy sweats! Here’s how I can tell I’m out of shape …
Continue reading “Me? Out of shape? No, mine’s just a mushy blob-type shape.”
March Killed Spring
It is March 1st and we have a snowstorm in Chicago.
First Fly of the Season
Spring is imminent. I saw my first fly of the season today.
Spring in the Air?
I thought I smelled Spring in the air today.















