NRA Unveils Plan to Deter Mass Shootings

Head of the NRA, Wayne LaPierre, cut a ceremonial ribbon on what the NRA hopes will be their deterrent for future mass shootings.

LaPierre Ribbon

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NRA Reworks Message

In the wake of the Orlando massacre, the NRA is massaging and reworking its pro-gun message. Sources have leaked some themes that the NRA is considering for a new advertising campaign. I am only too happy to share them with you. My comments in (  ).

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The Magic Words that are “Radical Islam”

President Obama finally got fed up and gave a scathing speech recently addressing conservatives who have criticized him for not using the term “radical Islam.” And in fact, he did use the term “radical Islam” in his speech.

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New Trump Advisers

The Trump campaign introduced to the public a new team of advisers …

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Bernie Sanders Concedes Nothing

Bernie Sanders has refused to concede his loss to Hillary Clinton for the Democratic Presidential Nomination.

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New Trump Attacks on Federal Judge

Donald Trump deservedly received nothing but backlash for his racist attacks on federal Judge Gonzalo Curiel, so he’s trying a different tactic.

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How ya’ doin’? Oh, that’s how.

As I entered a super-mega-store yesterday, I was greeted by a professional greeter with a semi-cheerful “hello.” How cheerful can you really be when you greet thousands of people daily? I responded with an equally semi-cheerful “how ya’ doin’?” Big mistake!

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Trump’s Cover-Up

All along, I sensed that Donald Trump was not really serious about the Presidency.

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Murder, I Wrote.

When will Bill Gates be brought to trial … for murder?

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Trump Tax Return

I have some ideas about why Donald Trump does not want his tax returns released.

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North Carolina Closes Virginia Border

Infamous anti-LGBT state North Carolina has closed its northern border with Virginia.

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Adios Cinco de Mayo

Future President Donald Trump announced plans to add a 32nd day to the month of May as part of his platform.

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Looks Like the Kasich Campaign is Over

This is a sure sign that John Kasich’s campaign is done.

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Big Win for Kasich

John Kasich claimed another big win after Ted Cruz announced he was suspending his campaign.

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Ted’s Back to Killin’ It

Ted Cruz’s Presidential run is over.

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Ode to Cruz

Ted was not the only Cruz to take a beating on the night of the Indiana primary election.

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Make Carly Upright Again

At a recent campaign stop, ersatz Vice Presidential candidate Carly Fiorina accurately portrayed which direction the Ted Cruz campaign is headed. Continue reading “Make Carly Upright Again”

Troy Story

Donald Trump has been making “birther” claims this whole campaign that Ted Cruz is not a natural born citizen and not eligible to be elected President. Well, he was born in Canada, eh? I am not prepared to go into a Constitutional interpretation here as both Cruz and Trump weave in and out of the Constitution whenever it suits their needs. My point is that after losing to Cruz in the Wisconsin Republican primary election, Trump has completely confused his birther argument against Cruz along with his followers.

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Trump’s Wisconsin Mistake

The political gasbag pundits on TV can analyze all they want how super PAC’s derailed the Donald Trump campaign for at least a little while in Wisconsin. They missed what really was Trump’s downfall, but the people of Wisconsin did not.

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Insults Fly at Republican Town Hall

Last night at CNN’s Republican Town Hall, moderator Anderson Cooper argued that presidential candidate Donald Trump was arguing like a 5 year old.

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