Wow, the series of 10 Republican Presidential debates taken together has been the best reality television series ever. Despite the lack of substantive discussions or facts, there was drama, comedy and conflict, exactly what you want from reality TV. Each debate saw candidates get “voted off” the main debate by how they polled with us, the general public. We even saw some “get rescued” from the junior debate and get back to the main stage when their poll numbers rose, again thanks to us. But there is just one problem.
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Jeb! Quits
I had absolutely no interest in having another Bush in the White House after Bush #2 just about ruined this country in his 8 years of dartboard decision-making deserving of a dunce cap.
Trump Responds to Pope’s Challenge
In his usual diplomatic way, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has issued an official response to the Pope’s questioning of his Christian faith.
Republican’s Furious Over Justice Scalia’s Death
Republicans had initially been quite upset in the wake of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dying so inconveniently for them early in an election year. But then they discovered what they thought was a golden nugget that Scalia had left them in his passing.
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Decisions About Supreme Court Decisions
With the Republican-controlled Senate threatening to block any Supreme Court Justice confirmation until after the November election, President Obama is considering a different strategy.
Ted Cruz Bi
In last night’s Republican Presidential primary debate, Ted Cruz revealed to the nation that he is bi.
Cruz Campaign Ponders Campaign Song
As Ted Cruz’s Presidential campaign continues to gain momentum, campaign staffers are considering some strong choices for an official campaign song.
Smart TVs?
I bought a so-called Smart TV. I’m considering returning it.
PACman Jeb Bush Claims Victory While Losing in NH

Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire
Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie made a tactical decision to ignore Iowa and put all his eggs in the New Hampshire primary basket. Continue reading “Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire”
These 2 Candidates Found Much More Than Delegates in Iowa

If Iowa Loves Creepy Ted Cruz, How Do I Feel About Iowa?
My youngest son goes to school in Iowa. I have vacationed in Iowa. Iowans seem nice. I generally like Iowa, but was dismayed when I heard that the Iowa Caucuses chose creepy Ted Cruz on the Republican side.
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If I could buy anyone in the world a drink …
I would buy Donald Trump a drink.
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Trump’s Art of the No Deal

Trump Open to All

Desperately Seeking Crazy

Palin to Trump: Make My Ovaries Great Again!

Cruz Confirmed Canadian
In a blockbuster of a breaking news story, former Republican presidential candidate has been confirmed to be Canadian.
Carly Fiorina is Sad
I would also be sad if I were Carly.
Republican Primary Costing New Hampshire Taxpayers
With the Republican primary in New Hampshire less than a month away, New Hampshire taxpayers will be absorbing a higher than normal cost for the election.
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