Trump to End Elf on the Shelf in USA?

Here is a Christmas post from 2016, still quite timely, and updated for 2018.

 

The Elf on the Shelf appears to be in danger of disappearing from the USA by Christmas 2018.

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Kicks on 66 – Litchfield

I knew it was going to be a rough business trip this week when I awoke on Tuesday morning, threw back the drapes on my hotel room window, and saw this …

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Flies On Washington Walls #40

FOWW #40 Earthquake

Time For Me To Cry

Is there anything sadder than this picture?

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Don’t Fence Me In, But Do Wall Him In

After an intruder breached the White House fence overnight, Donald Trump has promised that Mexico will pay for a wall around the White House. I think Mexico (and the rest of the world) might actually agree to pay for it if the wall makes the White House as difficult to get out of as into.

Hola, Soy Mexicano Hoy

For those that do not know Spanish or how to use Google Translate, the title of this post means “Hello, I am Mexican today.” That’s because Trump promised Mexico will pay for the border wall, and now it appears that US taxpayers will. I guess we all became Mexican today.

 Viva la revolución!

Trump to End Elf on the Shelf in USA?

The Elf on the Shelf appears to be in danger of disappearing from the USA for Christmas 2017.

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I’m Successful Like Trump!

So it turns out that recently, I am enjoying unparalleled success by following the lead of Donald Trump. Trump recently tweeted this great success …

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Permit me to recap the profundity of this tweet.

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Donald Trump on Hurricane Patricia

The worst was feared as record-breaking Hurricane Patricia reached landfall in Mexico, but thankfully no deaths have been reported. Donald Trump has attributed the lack of deaths to the large number of Mexicans now in the USA illegally rather than in the path of the storm.

Former President Bush Offers Hurricane Patricia Assistance

As Hurricane Patricia bears down on the Pacific coast of Mexico, the Mexican government has declared a state of emergency while cities and towns have been evacuated in advance of the expected 200 mph winds and an enormous storm surge. With the experience of Hurricane Katrina during his administration, former President George W. Bush has reached out to Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto to offer his expertise and assistance in handling such a disaster. Bush’s calls have not been returned.