Disturbing Stats

July 17, 2020July 19, 2020 ~ Jim Flanigan ~ 1 Comment

I have found that the most popular blog posts I write involve food, travel, health & exercise. Everyone (including me!) is tired of political posts. We all know Trump is awful, and while you’ve been reading this sentence, he’s now done another terrible thing which is blah, blah, blah. I find that I need to write some political posts for personal cathartic reasons, and they barely get noticed … except for my post titled “It All Adds Up to the Mark of the Beast.” If you don’t recall it (And why would you? It was eminently forgettable), go ahead, click the link, and take a look. It’s number rubbish, because I’m a math geek, but I happened to notice a disturbing trend for that months-old post …

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July 4, 2020July 3, 2020 ~ Jim Flanigan

Is it just me, or is Make America Great Again a lame slogan for an incumbent President trying for a second term? I guess it’s better than Make America Great Again, Like Russia that Trump’s boss Putin suggested.

It All Adds Up to the Mark of the Beast

April 23, 2020April 22, 2020 ~ Jim Flanigan ~ 6 Comments

A very learned, scholarly friend sent this to me.

I summarily dismissed it as a clever meme, but utter nonsense. And then I took a closer look at the numbers using ancient secrets of numerology. My eyes were opened.

First, I assigned numbers to M A G A according to their position in the alphabet.

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Make America Smart Again

September 26, 2018September 25, 2018 ~ Jim Flanigan

I know there are people who want America to be great again. I am thankful for that, because it really has been such a shitshow recently. I am understandably a bit nervous since the people who have turned America into a shitshow are the same people promising to make America great again.

As for me, I just want America to be smarter. Case in point is this letter I received. This shows America in all its glorious dumbosity, not just in one way, but several that I will enumerate for you.

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Hats Off (due) to Trump

January 29, 2017 ~ Jim Flanigan

After just 1 week of the Trump Reich, I am sad to report that I think it is just about time to buy a Make America Great Again hat and start wearing it.

My current cap just doesn’t cut it anymore …

Now that Trump is steering us towards becoming a Western Russian state, I just don’t feel comfortable wearing it anymore. America WAS already great. Now after just 1 week of being Trumpified, there’s not so much greatness anymore. I may have to revert to my pre-election hat …

Although I don’t think I can wear a MAGA hat, I think now and for the next 4 years, it may be most appropriate.

Zombie Complaints Rise

October 3, 2016 ~ Jim Flanigan

As more and more Trump supporters crawl out from their alt-right spider holes to show their hoodless faces for the first time in public since the George Wallace third party Presidential run in 1968, zombies are registering a record number of complaints.

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