Infamous anti-LGBT state North Carolina has closed its northern border with Virginia.
Tag: humor
Adios Cinco de Mayo
Future President Donald Trump announced plans to add a 32nd day to the month of May as part of his platform.
My Rash Decision May Pay Off
In my last post I noted that I have a rash. That may actually pay some unexpected dividends.
I Made a Rash Decision
I have a rash. I was going to post a pic, but I don’t want both of my followers burning up the phone lines with 9-1-1 calls on my behalf. I may or may not call my dermatologist. I have been trying to self-medicate as usual, because of course I am convinced that I have more medical knowledge than someone who has completed med school. So I gathered up all the available ointments, unguents, balms, lotions and creams that are in our house and are not related to insect repelling, cooking, or furniture refinishing. Although that Minwax did promise me a smooth, glossy finish.
Looks Like the Kasich Campaign is Over
This is a sure sign that John Kasich’s campaign is done.
Big Win for Kasich
John Kasich claimed another big win after Ted Cruz announced he was suspending his campaign.
Ted’s Back to Killin’ It
Ted Cruz’s Presidential run is over.
Ode to Cruz
Ted was not the only Cruz to take a beating on the night of the Indiana primary election.
Make Carly Upright Again
At a recent campaign stop, ersatz Vice Presidential candidate Carly Fiorina accurately portrayed which direction the Ted Cruz campaign is headed. Continue reading “Make Carly Upright Again”
Carry On My Wayward Reader
I’m thinking of opening a restaurant. This restaurant will feature entrees that utilize leftover food from other restaurants.
Take Your Daughter to Work Day Disappoints
I wanted to take my daughter to work today, but it was a huge disappointment.
Continue reading “Take Your Daughter to Work Day Disappoints”
Trump Appeals to Colorado Voters
Dog Daze
We have 3 small Shih-Tzu dogs. Unfortunately, the smallest one of the 3 has a herniated disc. She is on a powerful pain killer and a muscle relaxant. I have personally tested both of her medications, you know, just to make sure they are safe.
Me? A Dog Person?
A neighbor just called me a “dog person” this morning.
Urine the Middle of National Pet Day
I’m celebrating National Pet Day with our dogs today.
Dennis the Menace
Former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert is being swallowed in shame as sordid detailed accusations of his pedophilia and cover-up become public.
Troy Story
Donald Trump has been making “birther” claims this whole campaign that Ted Cruz is not a natural born citizen and not eligible to be elected President. Well, he was born in Canada, eh? I am not prepared to go into a Constitutional interpretation here as both Cruz and Trump weave in and out of the Constitution whenever it suits their needs. My point is that after losing to Cruz in the Wisconsin Republican primary election, Trump has completely confused his birther argument against Cruz along with his followers.
Trump’s Wisconsin Mistake
The political gasbag pundits on TV can analyze all they want how super PAC’s derailed the Donald Trump campaign for at least a little while in Wisconsin. They missed what really was Trump’s downfall, but the people of Wisconsin did not.
Take Me Out To the Blizzard
It was right around freezing today. We had up to 60 mile per hour winds. It was snowing so hard at times that it was whiter outside than a Donald Trump rally.
Bachelor Weekend at Jimmy’s
My wife has taken my youngest daughter on a trip. Tonight is the first night of my wild bachelor weekend.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 