My Parasitic Twin Wants to be President – Chapter Three – The Issues

Another month, another chapter. If you need to catch up, here are links to Chapter 1 and Chapter 2. Despite adjusting my medications, I put more words down on paper to create a Chapter 3, this time about campaign issues. Gee, that sounds dry. It was difficult to write about serious issues in a light-hearted way. I’m not sure I succeeded. Regardless, here are some excerpts from a raw, unedited third chapter about issues facing us today.

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M A S D A

No, this is not a post with bad spelling about a MAZDA automobile. I know we are all working hard to MAGA – Make America Great Again by attempting to take away each other’s healthcare and giving YUGE tax cuts to the wealthy and corporations, but I’d be happy with taking baby steps in that direction. How about this? I would be happy if something could be done to stop this from happening to my car seat every time I open the car door on a snowy day.

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Ranking the Late Night Talk Show Hosts Named Jimmy

#1 – Jimmy Kimmel

Known for his comedy bits and recently for his fight for affordable healthcare for all.

#2 – Johnny Carson

Despite being deceased and not named Jimmy, Carson somehow made the list.

End of list.

Editor’s Note: Jimmy Fallon is not included since he received no votes due to being painfully not entertaining.