I was pleased to see that the fate of the Free World is in the good hands of Angela Merkel of Germany and Emmanuel Macron of France, seen here walking & talking together as they walked through the streets of Sicily at the G7 Summit.
Where’s Donald?
Tag: funny
Melancholy Melania
Melania Trump has grown even more despondent after returning from her international trip with Donald Trump.
Sources tell us that the depressive trigger on the trip was when Melania Trump had an opportunity to meet Brigitte Macron, wife of French President Emmanuel Macron.
Mite Be Funny #12
Company’s Coming!
You can always tell company is coming when we break out the multi-color toothpicks to use with the cut-up chocolate iced doughnut hors d’oeuvres.
Paul Ryan Claims CBO OK’s AHCA
Do Team Trump Members Look Better in Black & White Stripes or Solid Orange?
I just recently posted a flow chart to help people identify huge dead sea creatures that wash up on beaches. You’re welcome! I can only hope it will come in handy for you someday.
But even I have to admit, that there are more pressing matters facing this country today than unidentified giant sea creatures dying on our beaches waiting to be identified. With that in mind, I am pleased to present this handy flow chart to help you identify which Team Trump members will serve prison time.
Republicans 1 – Low Income Seniors 0
CIA Director Brennan Clears Trump Team
Former CIA Director John Brennan testified before a House Intelligence Committee that Russia recruits people “wittingly or unwittingly.” I think this completely clears Donald Trump and his team of bumbling idiots who could only be recruited half-wittingly.
Donald Trump’s Holocaust Memorial Yearbook
Melania’s Got Taste
OK, so I may have altered that just a bit. But she does think he’s gross. If you haven’t seen her hand slap, here it is …
Hair We Go
I was very excited to hear my wife say, “I will trim that spot on your back and give you a bath.” Joy of joys! Attention, and what attention! I crashed back to earth when I realized she was talking to one of our dogs.
Mite Be Funny #11
Bless the Press
Air Force Gone
BREAKING NEWS …
We have exclusively learned that Air Force One, now transporting Donald Trump on his first international trip, is booked for a one-way flight.
That sound you hear is America collectively breathing a sigh of relief. Hey Donald, keep the plane.
Grammar Rules!
I totally understand how people can get confused by some words. Principal and principle always made me pause until my friend, a HS principal, told me to remember that a principal can be your pal. That’s a great mnemonic device.
I can also understand the confusion between council and counsel. But this real tweet? Really?
Dude, there is no such word as councel. That’s not even one of the available spellings. Now you are not even making bad word choices (among other bad choices), but you are just making words up. Just remember, “I” after “C” and “E” after “S.” That spells ICES, and we all know ICE is near and dear to your heart. Another great mnemonic device. On second thought, maybe that’s not such a good idea. ICES sounds too much like ISIS. Before long we will probably get this imagined tweet …
Better idea! Take his phone. For the sake of grammar, please, somebody take his phone.
Dead Sea Creatures
I am always baffled by how people can’t identify giant dead sea creatures that wash up on beaches. It happened against last week in Indonesia …
It really is very simple. I have made a flowchart that makes it easy.
Trumpatized – A Rap Poem
Value Intelligence
Recent news reports tell me that Donald Trump gave away intelligence to the Russians. Based on what I have seen so far, I do not think he can afford to give away any intelligence. He needs all he has left in his addled mind.
Spellcheck This
How is it possible that Donald Trump can tweet so many spelling errors of simple English words, but he gets this Turkish president’s name right …
To Russia With Love
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 