I’m taking a short vacation, so I’ve put my blogging on auto-pilot for a couple days. I know, you can’t tell the difference. In some prior blog post I promised not to foist my recently rediscovered musical career and songwriting onto my blog audience. I lied. I am pleased to present to you our website with our first song. You can stream our first song for free, or you can purchase it for $0.99, or you can invest that $0.99 in something worthwhile like 1/2 of 1% of a share of Apple stock or a crappy plastic whatchamacallit from the Dollar Store. I don’t expect anyone to purchase it, but I also didn’t expect anyone to read this blog nonsense. Anyone who does purchase the song gets automatic consideration for Follower Of The Year. Without further ado, experience the musical magic of Sunsets Rising …
Tag: funny
Mite Be Funny #18 – Special Post-Independence Day Edition
Trump Talking Turkey
Flies On Washington Walls #6
Summer School Multi Media Project? Done!
Lil’ Donnie Trump finished his middle school multi media video project and proudly posted it on Twitter today. (For non-Twitter users, he really did post this, making this part of the presidential record) Here is a YouTube Link in case you missed it …
My Review Of Concerts I Did Not See
My concert weekend was a big mixed bag of good and bad, and I didn’t even go to one.
Mite Be Funny #17
Obscene Tweet
Now that the National Enquirer is back in the news briefly, I spotted this pic on Twitter of Donald Trump and David Pecker, CEO of the National Enquirer and other sordid rags. Frankly, I was shocked. I was not aware that Twitter would allow a pic of two peckers rubbing together.
Yes, I realize this was a cheap, middle school level joke. It fits at least one of those pictured. As for the other one, all I know is his last name is Pecker.
I Spy A Spy
I was thrilled to hear that the Trump Russia investigation has expanded to include former Trump campaign adviser Boris Epshteyn. Well, about freakin’ time. He is obviously a Russian spy. How do I know? Well, he’s named Boris, which is a classic Russian spy name. Just think about any Boris that you may have heard of before.
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Copycat Civil War?
Flies On Washington Walls #5
You Have Got To Be Putin Me On
Everyone seems so shocked that Donald Trump plans to have a private meeting with Vladamir Putin at next week’s G20 Summit. Are you kidding me? Trump is due for his 6 month performance review in July! What better time than the G20 Summit? I think Putin gives his little Trump puppet a very positive review so far.
Note This
I see from Facebook that one of my nieces was just certified as a Notary Public. Congratulations! I hope that works out well for her. It didn’t work out so well for me, but I think the problem was that I got certified as a Notary Private and could not advertise my services.
Deciphering the Undecipherable
This was tweeted today …
Not since the covfefe tweet has a tweet made less sense. I will do my best to decipher the undecipherable.
What’s true is that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post and is CEO of Amazon.
What’s false is just about everything else in that tweet including:
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There is no such thing as an internet tax.
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Amazon should not pay an internet tax that does not exist.
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Amazon pays sales tax in the 45 states where it is required.
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The Washington Post is the antithesis of fake news.
6:06AM is too early to tweet and make sense. Have a cup of covfefe before tweeting next time.
Flies On Washington Walls #4
Flies On Washington Walls #3
Terrible Trump Drinking Game
Summer is here and drinking games are part of summer fun. It’s always a good time when you have a legitimate reason to get sloppy drunk. Do NOT play this drinking game if you want your party to be a hit.
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Mite Be Funny #16
Flies On Washington Walls #2
Flies On Washington Walls #1
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 