Hats Off (due) to Trump

After just 1 week of the Trump Reich, I am sad to report that I think it is just about time to buy a Make America Great Again hat and start wearing it.

My current cap just doesn’t cut it anymore …

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Now that Trump is steering us towards becoming a Western Russian state, I just don’t feel comfortable wearing it anymore. America WAS already great. Now after just 1 week of being Trumpified, there’s not so much greatness anymore. I may have to revert to my pre-election hat …

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Although I don’t think I can wear a MAGA hat, I think now and for the next 4 years, it may be most appropriate.

Please Pass the Spellcheck

I really can’t add much to this except to say that this is a 100% real tweet …

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Sad!

Always Open With a Joke

My youngest daughter is doing a presentation today on immigration. She practiced in front of me and I gave her some tips, being the polished public speaker I am. I thought her presentation needed some punching up, so I suggested she open with this Trump immigration joke …

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Nein Alternative Facts for You

I finally found out why the Trump team is so keen on “alternative facts” thanks to Google Translate …

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Trump Gets Fitted for a New Suit

I saw the NY Times are reporting a lawsuit being filed against Trump Monday morning …

Although not a Trump supporter, I do take exception with the reasoning behind the lawsuit.

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Reruns Already?

audacity

I know I posted this already, but I wanted to show the books side-by-side.

Turning The Page

Sadly, we close this book today …

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And now we get to read this one for 4 years …

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Waxing Nostalgic

Trump tweeted out this pic of himself hand-writing his inauguration speech himself on a pad of paper.

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Maybe the Trump Wranglers want to go just a little easier on the embalming fluid colonics. And is he writing that in the shower?

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Darkness on the Edge of Trump

Kudos to Springsteen cover band, The B Street Band, that announced they will NOT perform at the Trump inauguration. I almost feel bad about poking fun at them in a recent post. But they were not blinded by the light, and have removed themselves from the festivities.

However, Team Trump is not giving up easily.

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Happy Groundhog Day!

I know, I’m rushing the season a bit, but today, more than any other day in the future, I want to be Groundhog Day. And I don’t want it to be the traditional February 2nd Groundhog Day. I want it to be this Groundhog Day …

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Please Do Not Feed The Clowns

Ringling Brothers and  Barnum & Bailey Circus has announced it will be closing soon.

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Inauguration Fashion Abomination

Melania Trump has unveiled her inauguration dress choice …

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3 Doors Really Down

There is no denying that 3 Doors Down is really the biggest rock band at the inaugural concert. SAD! Just kidding. It’s great that 3 Doors Down changed their schedule around to play at the inauguration. Of course they tweeted about it …

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