I Agree With Donald Trump

I’m starting to feel very uncomfortable in my own skin now that I find myself agreeing more and more with Donald Trump.

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Ted Cruz Bi

In last night’s Republican Presidential primary debate, Ted Cruz revealed to the nation that he is bi.

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Cruz Campaign Ponders Campaign Song

As Ted Cruz’s Presidential campaign continues to gain momentum, campaign staffers are considering some strong choices for an official campaign song.

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Smart TVs?

I bought a so-called Smart TV. I’m considering returning it.

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Bernie Bucks

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PACman Jeb Bush Claims Victory While Losing in NH

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Chris Christie In Trouble In New Hampshire

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Nation Ponders Fundamental Question After Iowa Caucuses

In the wake of the Iowa Caucus results,

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These 2 Candidates Found Much More Than Delegates in Iowa

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If Iowa Loves Creepy Ted Cruz, How Do I Feel About Iowa?

My youngest son goes to school in Iowa. I have vacationed in Iowa. Iowans seem nice. I generally like Iowa, but was dismayed when I heard that the Iowa Caucuses chose creepy Ted Cruz on the Republican side.

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If I could buy anyone in the world a drink …

I would buy Donald Trump a drink.

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Trump’s Art of the No Deal

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Trump Open to All

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Desperately Seeking Crazy

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Palin to Trump: Make My Ovaries Great Again!

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Cruz Confirmed Canadian

In a blockbuster of a breaking news story, former Republican presidential candidate has been confirmed to be Canadian.

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Carly Fiorina is Sad

I would also be sad if I were Carly.

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Donald Trump Quiet??? UPDATED

Does anyone else find it odd that the one candidate that has something to say about EVERY issue has been silent so far about the takeover of the federal wildlife buildings in Oregon by armed militia terrorists?

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Top 10 ISIS Resolutions for 2016

10) Get this tunic to the dry cleaners.

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Final Republican Debate … Thank God!

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