BREAKING NEWS …
Donald Trump is reportedly fuming that Kim Jong Un got to threaten Guam first with military action before he did. Even after threatening Venezuela before Un, Trump appears inconsolable.
Category: satire
I Did Nazi The Twist Coming That This Movie Review Took
I saw the movie “Dunkirk” yesterday. It was an overall solid movie about the heartbreak of war and the triumph of the human spirit. I am embarrassed to write that going to the movie, I was not certain if it was about WW1 or WW2. In the USA, if history did not happen on American soil or involve Americans, then it is deemed relatively unimportant and actually becomes a bit hazy if it really happened at all. I was disappointed when I realized that the movie was about WW2. I have really had my fill of seeing Nazis in the White House these days. I do not need to see them in the movie theater, too. Fortunately, there is only one brief facial shot of Nazi soldiers right at the end of the movie, making for a poignant ending. Unfortunately, I see more Nazis on cable news every day. Alright, let’s get right to the White House Nazi rankings then …
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Search Party
The best part of a predawn FBI search at your home is how many missing socks turn up – Paul Manafort.
Life Hack #42
Flies On Washington Walls #20
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Fun Fact #38
11 out of 10 grand juries return indictments.
Flies On Washington Walls #14
Commander in Crazy
Repeal … Replace … Repercussions
Someone must have a “Word Of The Day” calendar!
The problem is that repercussions (repeated concussions per the Mayo Clinic) will not be covered under Trumpcare.
Zumba + Beyoncé = Fun
I ran into a follower of this blog yesterday. Yes, you know who you are. It wasn’t awkward like the time I realized that the cashier at the grocery store was the same woman who I had been watching through her blinds doing Zumba. This follower and I have actually known each other for a couple decades now, and I doubt that she will seek a restraining order like old Zumba Hips eventually did.
However, the meeting was still shocking to me.
Flies On Washington Walls #12
Don’t Get Captured. Don’t Get Cancer.
Wishing for a Hole In One!
I’ll bet he’s looking forward to another day of women’s golf in his private box! I’m imagining a whole lot of this going on in the Trump suite …
Paralysis Analysis
I saw this yesterday …
Unfortunately for the White House, the new Trumpcare bill does not cover paralysis.
Robert Mueller Does Not Need a Plumber
Flies On Washington Walls #10
McConnell’s Unbearable Acts of Kindness
Mitch McConnell has a busy day planned today. He plans to unleash the latest Senate version of Trumpcare onto the unsuspecting American public today. Then he has a variety of other activities planned today like pulling legs off bugs, delivering foreclosure notices to widows, roasting ants with a magnifying glass, pulling scholarships from some area college students, peeing in a public pool, and cutting the ribbon on a new orphanage with workhouse attached, so there’s no daily commute for the kids! How thoughtful! Finally, he plans to meet with representatives from ADAPT, the national group of activists on behalf of people with disabilities. Hey, that last one actually sounds constructive.
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Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 