Honest, Abe becomes Hostage Abe
Category: satire
End This Sessions
Democrats think they may have found a way to immediately remove Jeff Sessions from his position as Attorney General.
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There’s a Lot at Steak
Sessions With a Madman
Newly confirmed US Attorney General Jefferson Sessions has promised to uphold all the laws of our land, especially the Jim Crow laws. Oh look, there’s Jeff’s celebratory parade back home in Alabama just starting …
Betsy DeVos Confused (is that really news?)
Noted imbecile Betsy Devos appeared confused as she was sworn in as a Cabinet member as Secretary of Education, although that is business as usual for her as she expressed confusion all throughout her questioning from the Senate Committee that explored her qualifications, or lack thereof in this case. It turns out that DeVos was shocked to hear that she would actually be in charge of and running the Department of Education. She thought she was interviewing to be a Secretary, yet another position for which she is woefully unqualified to fill.
Pence is #1
By casting the deciding vote to confirm Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education, the over-sized loaf of flaccid white bread masquerading as VP, Mike Pence, has temporarily taken the mantle of America’s Most Hated Person away from Donald Trump. I am 100% confident that Trump will regain that title shortly, perhaps as I type this post.
Tweet Me With Your Best Shot
Patriot Games
Happy to be Bad
Never Forget the Bowling Green Massacre
Kellyanne Conway gave us a sad reminder last night on MSNBC to never forget the Bowling Green Massacre that was perpetrated by radicalized Iraqi refugees in 2011. Her words that touched my heart last night … “I bet it’s brand new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the Iraqi refugee program after two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized and they were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre.”
It was only six years ago, but I have to admit I do not remember images of mourners laying flowers on the victim’s graves in Bowling Green, Kentucky.
Let’s all take a look back at the facts surrounding the Bowling Green Massacre:
Mr. Tillerson Goes To Washington
Courting Frederick Douglass
Black Months Matter
I’m Unfair to Myself?
It looks like anti-Trump activists are trying to schedule a nationwide general strike to protest Trump policies on February 17th. I’m usually up for all Trump protests, but I feel conflicted on this one. The problem is …
Foul Play
The NBA is having a little trouble with the new immigration rules as some NBA players may be affected when they travel to Toronto for a game with the Raptors, and then try and return to the USA. The NBA is also anticipating trouble for its Basketball Without Borders Global Camp, scheduled to take place during this weekend’s upcoming All Star Game activities.
The NBA does not appear ready to scrap that program, but may just tweak it a bit …
The Duke of Trump?
Build More Walls!
Hats Off (due) to Trump
After just 1 week of the Trump Reich, I am sad to report that I think it is just about time to buy a Make America Great Again hat and start wearing it.
My current cap just doesn’t cut it anymore …
Now that Trump is steering us towards becoming a Western Russian state, I just don’t feel comfortable wearing it anymore. America WAS already great. Now after just 1 week of being Trumpified, there’s not so much greatness anymore. I may have to revert to my pre-election hat …
Although I don’t think I can wear a MAGA hat, I think now and for the next 4 years, it may be most appropriate.
Rotten to the Core
Obama’s Oversight
A week after leaving office in an exclusive interview with our crack investigative team, President Obama admitted a major oversight during his administration. “I’m not really sure how we missed it,” puzzled the former President. “Everyone knew we were going to do it, and then we just never got around to it.”
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 