Flies On Washington Walls #21
Category: humor
Search Party
The best part of a predawn FBI search at your home is how many missing socks turn up – Paul Manafort.
What Goes On Underwater, Stays Underwater
I have a pond.
My nose is crooked because of the pond.
I still love my quiet pond place.
Am I crazy or did I just write some Haiku including a link to an older, but equally hilarious and actually quite graphic blog post?
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It’s Mueller Time!
Everywhere I look these days, even in my own front yard, I am reminded that it’s Mueller Time.
Life Hack #42
We Got a Leaker!
This morning, the blithering and blathering idiots hosting Fox & Friends asked UN Ambassador Nikki Haley to comment on their Fox story reporting that spy satellites detected that North Korea is moving more missiles in place for testing. That sounds like pretty sensitive stuff. To her credit, Nikki Haley responded this way …
Can Trump Weather My Petty Thoughts?
Although I love music, these are not Tom Petty thoughts. I wish. I’m afraid they are more Trump petty thoughts. Am I petty to be thrilled at the forecast today in Bedminster, NJ where Trump is vacationing?
Flies On Washington Walls #20
Fall is NOT Coming. You’re Welcome!
While biking yesterday, I spotted the first grasshopper of the year sitting on the trail.
To me, seeing a grasshopper means that Fall is coming soon. Not this year though.
Mite Be Funny #24
Flies On Washington Walls #19
80 for 60
In exchange for enduring a 60ish degree day in early August yesterday, I demand a compensatory 80 degree day in late October. Works for me if it would fall on Halloween so I could wear an off-the-shoulder or bare midriff costume.
Fun Fact #38
11 out of 10 grand juries return indictments.
Scooby Doo and the Case of the Blatant Federal Crimes
Flies On Washington Walls #18
He’ll Pay For This Bill
Yesterday, Donald Trump signed the first major piece of legislation passed in his first 6+ months in office. No, not healthcare. No, not infrastructure. No, not tax reform.
How I Spent My Summer Vacation & Other Musings Upon My Wife’s Return
My wife and youngest daughter just spent a week in Denver visiting family and hiking in the mountains as a summer vacation. I spent a week home alone with my 2 college-age children and 2 geriatric dogs as my summer vacation. Guess who drew the short straw on that one? But I tried to make the best of it, and although I am not sure if I made the “best” of it, I think I at least made the “better” of it. Here’s how …
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Flies On Washington Walls #17
Thank You So Very Mooch
I want to thank Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci for his profanity-laced 11 days of service to this great nation.
Flies On Washington Walls #16
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 